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the great trixie
MemberWhy yes. Yes I am!
skykid
Membernope, im an ILLUSIONIST *wave his hand to her face*
CranialHeartache
MemberShe would totally ask this of Twilight.
Furry Fanatic
MemberYou're a wizard, Harry.
Icedrake201
MemberIf someone asks if you're a wizard, ALWAYS say yes!
RenKisaragi
MemberNo. I have played melee classes all my life. I hate mana-users...
Xeonneo
MemberWhat? No.
I'm a Warlock.
wxofox
Memberyou win good sir !
Nev4da
MemberI'm a what?!
Garios
MemberQuestion! I read this "are you a wizard?" thing a few times now. What is it about? when did it start and to what is it a reference?
slops
Memberhttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+you+a+wizard&l=1
Garios
Membersomehow i feel like a wizard this very moment for not using google myself *heads -> table*
thanks you very much for answering my question
probex57
Membernope
MasterOfBerries
MemberNope. Chuck Testa.
kohne
MemberDo you even cast?
user 70201
Member"Do you even Wingardium Leviosa?"
skunkwolfe
Member"Lavate las manos." Shut up, Steve.
JackOniHare
MemberNo this is Patrick.
Okkervil
MemberYou're a hairy wizard.
someoneelse229
BlockedTHAT IS GREAT AND ALSO POWERFUL?
OptimalPrime
Member"Mister zrexz? It's pronounced Wigardium LevioSAAAAHHHHHHHH"
RandoYiffAccount
MemberNo I'm a Mage
Thesaurus
MemberI'm eight son of eight son of eight son. Who am I???
ZuriZ
MemberWhy yes!
I am the great and powerful Zuri, slayer of women and wooer of evil...wait...
user 70201
MemberAhah, levioSAAAHHHH
Taitou
MemberYour profile pic and response are conflicting.
Are you a wizard?
Cruguily
MemberI am a sorcerer my dear
Solidus Edge
MemberI AM THE UNICORN WIZARD
SlaveToLust
MemberYeah.... now let me show you how my magic wand works
unknownmysteriousguy
MemberNo, trixie...
I AM YOUR FATHER!
Lord Blamass
MemberMagic gets REALLY op later on.
deathrage254
MemberMY HORN IS MY STRENGTH AND MY STRENGTH IS MY POWER AND MY POWERS MY HORN AND MY HORN IS MY DICK
Sir Anonymous
MemberBefore the inevitable
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid: My fucking WHAT?!?!
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry: I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE
Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
Harry: I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
Dude766
MemberI cast Summon Necrodrake.
DuskShine
Memberwhy do i read this in a Daffy Duck voice?
user 157520
MemberThat face you get when some blows your mind back to the stone age...
HDplayer
MemberDammit, i thought it was a Range up Pill!
Mid-Air Mushroom
Memberno, i doge
Shadowkey392
MemberYer a wizard Trixie.
therobofucker
Blockedno, you're a wizard, Trixie!
BooceBungalow
MemberIt's pronounced Lizard
Fanalis Child
MemberIf you're playing Diablo 3, then yes, it's fuckin OP
FLA5H89
MemberJust a nigga with a rocket launcher
SuperShadow127
BlockedWhen someone asks you if you're a wizard, you say "YES!"
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