i see bowser fund peach warpzone

Peach: "Ummm... ya see, BOWSER IS RAPING ME! SAVE ME!"

Bowser: D:< "No I'm not! Mario, you wouldn't do this to your friend, right?"

*big fight ensues*

Bowser: "You do realize that now she is an ANOTHER castle. This time, with that fugly Fawful."

*Fawful walks in*

Fawful: "YES! I HAVE TAKEN THE PEACH! I HAVE THE CHORTLES!"

lolwut? said:
Peach: "Ummm... ya see, BOWSER IS RAPING ME! SAVE ME!"

Bowser: D:< "No I'm not! Mario, you wouldn't do this to your friend, right?"

*big fight ensues*

Bowser: "You do realize that now she is an ANOTHER castle. This time, with that fugly Fawful."

*Fawful walks in*

Fawful: "YES! I HAVE TAKEN THE PEACH! I HAVE THE CHORTLES!"

yeah... no life.

lolwut? said:
yeah... no life.

nah its cool i lol'd

Cool story bro

lolwut? said
*Fawful walks in*

Fawful: "YES! I HAVE TAKEN THE PEACH! I HAVE THE CHORTLES!"

and the mustard of doom, you musn't forget the mustard of doom.

I understand Peach's situation, she's always getting herself kidnapped because, face it, I wouldn't be with a fat-ass mustached italian plumber when you have a powerful dragon king wanting to turn you into a queen...

...whoa.

U MAD BRO

and mario never found it even slightly suspicious that peach just kept letting herself get kidnapped? i mean really.

KT2792 said:
and mario never found it even slightly suspicious that peach just kept letting herself get kidnapped? i mean really.

he was in on it...

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this is what happends if you finish the game early

They expected him to have to go through all 8 worlds so they would have more time. But thnx to some dumbass koopa he skipped from 3 to 6 and then 8

Is this why Bowser's kids always look so fucked up?

Oh, another Peach cuckolds Mario behind his back. how original. *roll of the eyes*

and what people dont seem to understand is bowsers constant attacks have made peach hate him

Someone forgot to upload the following pick. It's up now.

I love Bowser face he is like 3 way?