Goddamnit...

Why...why? -Blinks- ...just, why? e__e;

I'm still waiting for the inevitable "Billy Mayes figths back from the grave 3D" movie to come out. But i think it'll be direct-to-video release. I'll call the genre "Mayssploitation". Eeyup... Why did we do this "crossover" anyway?

billy fuckin mays......FUCK YA

I miss billy

"Billy Mays here with this amazing new product!"

Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

RIP Billy Mays, Lord of the Pitch and Brony for Life and After.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I'm you biggest fan

this is not fucking funny
i use to love this guy.............

warfare56 said:
this is not fucking funny
i use to love this guy.............

TwilightSparkle said:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I'm you biggest fan

Why is everyone saying that I'm spamming :[

Oh *looking at other comments* I agree with you warfare why doen't anybody respect the dead honorably? X{

For what it counts I think it is cute. Billy struck me as the type that he would have been a brony.

TwilightSparkle said:
Why is everyone saying that I'm spamming :[

Hi, Brony Mays here!

"From the makers of Oxi Clean, we introduce to you Pony Clean!"

Rest well, Billy. Rest well.

He's probably pitching cheap airline tickets to angels, that magnificent salesman bastard...

HI FILLY MAYS HERE! FROM THE MAKERS OF OXI-CLEAN COME TWILIGHT SPARKLE! IT'LL MAKE THOSE STUBBORN URSA MAJORS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC!!!

Pony_with_no_name said:
HI FILLY MAYS HERE! FROM THE MAKERS OF OXI-CLEAN COME TWILIGHT SPARKLE! IT'LL MAKE THOSE STUBBORN URSA MAJORS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC!!!

Win.

Hi billy mays here with a purple unicorn on my right shoulder

CL said:
Hi billy mays here with a purple unicorn on my right shoulder

good sir you win everything i own, forever, no strings attached

Billy Mays here with another fanatic produced its call "Friendship"

SlaveToLust said:
Billy Mays here with another fanatic produced its call "Friendship"

Bruh. Your profile pic has me on it.

Damn... I miss him... One of the best salesmen ever.
*moment of silence*

Billy Mays here

Sexyxbox said:
Billy Mays here

I am here.

Billy_Mays said:
I am here.

lol

And now, for quite obvious reasons, this is my new profile pic.

Billy_Mays said:
And now, for quite obvious reasons, this is my new profile pic.

I love you Billy Mays.
Tv just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Si_288 said:
I love you Billy Mays.
Tv just doesn't do it for me anymore.

The world will never be the same without me.

R.I.P. you beautiful, beautiful man :'(

billy mays is so cute

..what the..?

"Hi Billy Mays for glue"

wow!
A yard SAAIL!
*bwaah*

im feeling alive again

I cannot believe there was a Billy Mays on here... AND HE GOT BANNED

hitty40 said:
"Billy Mays here with this amazing new product!"

"It's called instant-retirement!"

T_T