They say if you kiss the Blarney Stone, you will be gifted with persuasive speech the rest of your life. Apparently there are many 'fake' Blarney Stones, but the real one is built high up in a castle tower and requires a rather odd maneuver to kiss it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blarney_Stone

Weedum-Ja, not to be outdone, doesn't just kiss the Blarney Stone, she makes sweet, passionate love to it while nude and apparently well-oiled.

In the end she got the gift of gab, her Persuasiveness raised by +3. However, she is now known throughout Cyrodiil as the most gifted tongue for sexual favors in the land, and is now sought after by both men and women. However, as word of her talent spread, she went into hiding and is now a recluse in an undisclosed location. This, of course, has rendered her Persuasiveness gain moot.

Commission from Kazerad back on St. Patricks day 2018. I tried a bit of a different style, though I still ended up with far too much gloss. And I still don't care. :)