The Child Breaker Turns Children Into Pinata's And Break Them. I Worry For His Testicle's.

do i want to fuck a piñata? i want to fuck a piñata!

I feel like guarding her cell wouldn't be TOO much of a problem...

anonov said:
Damn, kea's monsters are amazing.

They're SCPs

This SCP jazz spook as hell
like hot diggity shit

this'll be a fun breaktime topic
Geoff: hey gavin hows lunch?
Gavin: It's ... great Geoff.
Geoff:Ok dude whats up you seem out of it.
Gavin: Well you do recall me being reassigned to SCP-956 right?
Geoff: Yeah?
Gavin: Geoff... I don't know how else to say this but ... i was threatened and raped by a piñata.
Geoff: Pfft
Gavin: God damn it Geoff your rubbish i hope your assigned to 745

Just... don’t take any Jolly Ranchers she hands out and you’ll be golden.

Kea, I love you so much.

Another addition to the ever-increasingly horrifying list of 'things I shouldn't want to fuck.'

VibrantLordiction said:
Another addition to the ever-increasingly horrifying list of 'things I shouldn't want to fuck.'

i feel like you could make a really great romantic horror/porno movie with that idea alone.

"coming soon to theatres, the story of a man who meets everything that goes bump in the night...and bumps them in the night. The list of things i shouldn't want to fuck . It's time for a little bump and grindhouse! Rated...NC 17."

unusualmatias said:
do i want to fuck a piñata? i want to fuck a piñata!

even if you didn't, you would still say yes if you value your kneecaps

taylorkingct said:
The Child Breaker Turns Children Into Pinata's And Break Them. I Worry For His Testicle's.

Gonna quite literally bust a nut.

Dragonspine123 said:
this'll be a fun breaktime topic
Geoff: hey gavin hows lunch?
Gavin: It's ... great Geoff.
Geoff:Ok dude whats up you seem out of it.
Gavin: Well you do recall me being reassigned to SCP-956 right?
Geoff: Yeah?
Gavin: Geoff... I don't know how else to say this but ... i was threatened and raped by a piñata.
Geoff: Pfft
Gavin: God damn it Geoff your rubbish i hope your assigned to 745

Wait a second... RT/AH?!

KisstuneInferno said:
Wait a second... RT/AH?!

Ding ding ding ding ding
Thank you for guessing correctly why Michael and gavin haven't played scp for play pals is beyond me

Courier said:
i feel like you could make a really great romantic horror/porno movie with that idea alone.

"coming soon to theatres, the story of a man who meets everything that goes bump in the night...and bumps them in the night. The list of things i shouldn't want to fuck . It's time for a little bump and grindhouse! Rated...NC 17."

monster musume?

MontyMint said:
monster musume?

yeah but with more fucking and creepier monster girls.