We love you Companion Cube!!!!!! <3

The companion cube will never threaten to stab you.

Arcov said:
The companion cube will never threaten to stab you.

That is right because It would most likely kill you before then
Buts still I feel bad for the companion cube

OH SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST, YES~

The companion cube is your friend.

The companion cube won't try to hunt you down and kill you.

The companion cube will not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, try to rape the lesser enemies.

gthis is awesome. but now i am going to have to surf more so this is not the last thing i see before bed.

I knew it! kinda..

i knew the Weighted Companion Cube wasn't a friend, but... I never suspect he could be a bloody-lover.

This is a new ennemy called cube-head, you will encouter him in our new game, Portal Hill.

Yes.

"This next test involves blood, freakish monsters, and possibly death."

THIS MY FRIENDS IS A CONTRADICTION !

♪It was a triumph,
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success.
Now it's time to make a guy named Sphere Head.
Apature Science.
We do what we want, because we can.
Just to hear the people scream,
except for the ones who still live.
But there's no sense crying over ev'ry murder.
We just keep on trying 'till we've killed The Hunter.
When you've slaughtered ev'ry one,
you have never used a gun,
on the ones who were, still alive...♪

COMPANION CUBE NO

XxShrikexX said:
♪It was a triumph,
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success.
Now it's time to make a guy named Sphere Head.
Apature Science.
We do what we want, because we can.
Just to hear the people scream,
except for the ones who still live.
But there's no sense crying over ev'ry murder.
We just keep on trying 'till we've killed The Hunter.
When you've slaughtered ev'ry one,
you have never used a gun,
on the ones who were, still alive...♪

I couldn't help but actually sing this and chuckle.

COMPANION CUBE WANTS REVENGE FOR THROWING HIM IN A PIT OF FIRE.

the companion cu8e will in noway, try to kill you...

Luvdisc detected!
Right there, right hand face of the cube, frikkin scary luvdisc.
Yay! I'm awesome!
And this pic is too.

The blockhead

"The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you. It may however threaten to kill you. If it does, immediately allow it to. The less I have to see of you the better."

Fratricide

Wen life gives you lemon'svdon't make lemonade get mad throw the lemon's back at life I don't want these damn lemon's I'm going to burn you're house down with the lemon's I'm going to get my team of engineers and make a combustible lemon.

Foxenton said:
Wen life gives you lemon'svdon't make lemonade get mad throw the lemon's back at life I don't want these damn lemon's I'm going to burn you're house down with the lemon's I'm going to get my team of engineers and make a combustible lemon.

i shall read this in my diyng moments

the evil within

Thank you for participating in this ammataur science computer aided inrichment activity.

Prymid head isn't actually prymid head at all, he's companion cube head........ PLOT TWIST! also, someone better get James to come down here and sort this out, or Chell ether one is fine.

The Companion Cube is your friend and companion.
This is Companion Cube V2.1.
It will not---
It will under any circumatance's hunt you down,
rip you apart limb from limb,
hollow out your limbs,
make a scarecrow out of those limbs,
and eat the rest.
Good Luck, Chell *evil chuckle, speaker fizzles out*

WeaselyWun said:
"This next test involves blood, freakish monsters, and possibly death."

Nah it will involve death

There should be a comic of this...

The companion cube will make no attempt to stab-- *Dead*

Blacklist has nothing on curiosity O_o.

You know, wow... here I was on this weird porn site. Now there's this! This is some major good art, brofessor!👍🏻

"It will hold onto you forever, that is of course, until it dies. Then you go back to your lonely life!" -GLaDOS

I thought this was a ferret like furry wearing a mask or something from the thumbnail.

I thought that this was the safe-headed creature from The evil within. You know, the one that can teleport by snapping its own neck? (Ugh, that still gives me chills.)

XxShrikexX said:
♪It was a triumph,
I'm making a note here:
Huge Success.
Now it's time to make a guy named Sphere Head.
Apature Science.
We do what we want, because we can.
Just to hear the people scream,
except for the ones who still live.
But there's no sense crying over ev'ry murder.
We just keep on trying 'till we've killed The Hunter.
When you've slaughtered ev'ry one,
you have never used a gun,
on the ones who were, still alive...♪

I may be three years late to up voting your comment, but that song is glorious.

Companion cube will always love you

This is what you get for committing fratricide

Count_Gourmandeux said:
The companion cube is your friend.

The companion cube won't try to hunt you down and kill you.

The companion cube will not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, try to rape the lesser enemies.

Yes, as there is no try. Also a lesser enemy in portal? So... Physics? The companion cube is going to rape physics.

aww he's so cute!