Now I'm not saying it's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made from a Firestone but... It's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made form a Firestone.

Cheesecake_Dragon said:
Now I'm not saying it's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made from a Firestone but... It's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made form a Firestone.

If it's anything like obsidian, your pouring glass powder on ya dick

Wouldn't his dick set on fire?

-"its ok eevee! you don't need money when I have a penis!"

-"um..."

Echo419 said:
If it's anything like obsidian, your pouring glass powder on ya dick

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2741.jpg

Gen 1 Pokédex entry of Eevee:

Its genetic code is irregular. It may mutate if it is exposed to radiation from element Stones.

In other words, evolution stones work because they're radioactive, and the radiation that it gives off mutates the genomes of Pokémon when brought into close proximity. This probably isn't something that you'd want to be grinding up and sprinkling onto your junk.

MyNameIsOver20charac said:
http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2741.jpg

I love that image in that context and I hate you for posting it.

So the implication is that Evo stones need to be ingested? Are they like rock candy?

"isn't this thing sort of illegal?"

oh, wait, do they mean what i think she means

cheesecake_dragon said:
Now I'm not saying it's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made from a Firestone but... It's a bad idea to cover your dick in a powered made form a Firestone.

echo419 said:
If it's anything like obsidian, your pouring glass powder on ya dick

You both would be great at CinemaSins