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The Zen of Equestrianism: Becoming one with your mare!

Yeah, we're seeing the SEXY part of this relationship. But what about when you're NOT screwing your talking horse?

"Yes, I need a gold bridle. Gold doesn't rust. It's only $3,950."
"I saw you looking at that spotty-assed Appaloosa bitch. Fuck you!"
"I know carb-free hay costs more, but I'm getting fat."
"Oh, you think you're King Dingaling riding up there, don't you? HEY EVERYBODY, CAN A HUMAN GET A HORSE PREGNANT? MY OWNER HERE WANTS TO KNOW."

Nightmare.

Acolyte said:
Yeah, we're seeing the SEXY part of this relationship. But what about when you're NOT screwing your talking horse?

"Yes, I need a gold bridle. Gold doesn't rust. It's only $3,950."
"I saw you looking at that spotty-assed Appaloosa bitch. Fuck you!"
"I know carb-free hay costs more, but I'm getting fat."
"Oh, you think you're King Dingaling riding up there, don't you? HEY EVERYBODY, CAN A HUMAN GET A HORSE PREGNANT? MY OWNER HERE WANTS TO KNOW."

Nightmare.

lol, brilliant!... still worth it tho... o.o

Looks good to me !

Acolyte said:
Yeah, we're seeing the SEXY part of this relationship. But what about when you're NOT screwing your talking horse?
(...)

Say, let me guess - you're also writing the script for Family Guy episodes, aren't you? :)

Hey, it's Jackie Chan [Animated series]...!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZLdDjLEIpzI/hqdefault.jpg

XD

I imagine the voice of Bojack Horsman

"Oh, you think you're King Dingaling riding up there, don't you? HEY EVERYBODY, CAN A HUMAN GET A HORSE PREGNANT? MY OWNER HERE WANTS TO KNOW."

I choked on my cereal at this part

Love this wonderful artwork! <3

polpot said:
I imagine the voice of Bojack Horsman

Humor +10

Cardboard_Boxers said:
I choked on my cereal at this part

You eat cereal while browsing porn?

abcdefghhh said:
You eat cereal while browsing porn?

you dont?

Eggplant said:
you dont?

Nah, I'm a waffles guy myself. Need the carbs for the work I put in.

abcdefghhh said:
Nah, I'm a waffles guy myself. Need the carbs for the work I put in.

thats understandable

abcdefghhh said:
You eat cereal while browsing porn?

Cerial gives sugar and porn gets blood pumping, its the surest way to wake up

ggdk said:
The Zen of Equestrianism: Becoming one with your mare!

I'm slowly working on that myself.

Brony_RainBoom said:
Cerial gives sugar and porn gets blood pumping, its the surest way to wake up

Obligatory Dune Reference:
It is by porn alone I set my hand in motion...

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Yep.
'Sure do.

acolyte said:
Yeah, we're seeing the SEXY part of this relationship. But what about when you're NOT screwing your talking horse?

"Yes, I need a gold bridle. Gold doesn't rust. It's only $3,950."
"I saw you looking at that spotty-assed Appaloosa bitch. Fuck you!"
"I know carb-free hay costs more, but I'm getting fat."
"Oh, you think you're King Dingaling riding up there, don't you? HEY EVERYBODY, CAN A HUMAN GET A HORSE PREGNANT? MY OWNER HERE WANTS TO KNOW."

Nightmare.

This made the post so much better than it already was lmao
Now I'm horny and laughing