patrigue created by fuzzamorous
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"Fuck Pants"

Need I say more?

Shoes may protect your feet from pebbles, legos, and other aches and pains.

Hoodies can keep you nice and warm and snug, especially in the colder months.

But pants... well...

Sure, they cover up your butt and genitals, but after being a member of the furry fandom that purposefully leaves his SFW filters off on all of the furry sites, you quickly realize that your growing erection is going to look more like an open invitation rather than an immoral act of public indecency. Besides, with hips like that, it's hard to find pants big enough to give all of that junk some breathing room without falling down. Patrigue would gladly make himself at home in Zaush's bottomless district.

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