Gee Honey, your ass is already shinier than a brand new car tho.

Probably used the entire bottle just on DAT ASS alone.

you probably should stay out of the sun with a complexion like that, you're going to end up in a hospital

This is where you say 'Nope.' with a completely serious, blank expression, wait for her to look surprised, then grin like an idiot til she throws a pillow at you.

Ms_Zexiara said:
Gee Honey, your ass is already shinier than a brand new car tho.

*smears sunscreen all over monitor anyway*

Time to get the buffer.

Ms_Zexiara said:
Gee Honey, your ass is already shinier than a brand new car tho.

*smears sunscreen all over monitor anyway*

Now you've got a sunscreen screen

DoctorBeeeeeees said:
you probably should stay out of the sun with a complexion like that, you're going to end up in a hospital

Correct, but irrelevant. Fortunately for her, the laws of biology do not (necessarily) apply in that world.

On another note... I can't believe ot's been 2 whole months since I've viewed nuzzo's work. Unacceptable.

DracosBlackwing said:
This is where you say 'Nope.' with a completely serious, blank expression, wait for her to look surprised, then grin like an idiot til she throws a pillow at you.

Best response. Ever. xD