bill, jane doe, lamb son, michelle, and will (father's day) created by hladilnik
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dad joke in progress

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  • Gave away my dead batteries today - free of charge
    I heard the shovel was a groundbreaking invention
    I bought some shoes off a drug dealer. Dunno what they were laced with but they had me tripping all day!
    if a child refuses a nap during the day, aren't they resisting a rest?
    When a gun is pulled on the President, do the Secret Service yell "Donald, Duck!"
    I'm reading a book about loss of gravity, it's difficult to put down!

    I got pages of these, I could go on...

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