Looking good Royal Guard #2.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!

Tell us where the bird is and we will rape only have the town

Your magesty,
I regret to inform you that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle was arrested last night on a charge of public indecency. I would like to note that she appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. It seems that she had left a party at Sugarcube Corner and when we got there was attempting to seduce an earth pony known as Macintosh.
~Royal Guard #2

Royal_Guard_#2 said:
Your magesty,
I regret to inform you that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle was arrested last night on a charge of public indecency. I would like to note that she appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. It seems that she had left a party at Sugarcube Corner and when we got there was attempting to seduce an earth pony known as Macintosh.
~Royal Guard #2

So you arrested her so big mac couldn't get laid easy?

Royal_Guard_#2 said:
Your magesty,
I regret to inform you that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle was arrested last night on a charge of public indecency. I would like to note that she appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. It seems that she had left a party at Sugarcube Corner and when we got there was attempting to seduce an earth pony known as Macintosh.
~Royal Guard #2

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT FROM INSIDE. Wicked party by the way. But wow, Big Mac got cock blocked BIG TIME.

DJ_P0N-3 said:
I REMEMBER SEEING THAT FROM INSIDE. Wicked party by the way. But wow, Big Mac got cock blocked BIG TIME.

*Wakes up* Who what happened, darnit not the dungon.

TwilightSparkle said:
*Wakes up* Who what happened, darnit not the dungon.

-Comes out of the darkness of your cell with a revved chainsword-
So are you in for a death ssssssssentence?

Stupid RP.

Royal_Guard said:
-Comes out of the darkness of your cell with a revved chainsword-
So are you in for a death ssssssssentence?

I don't know why I'm in here. Can I have a trial, it's not like I murdered someone *puppy dog eyes* Did I?

TwilightSparkle said:
I don't know why I'm in here. Can I have a trial, it's not like I murdered someone *puppy dog eyes* Did I?

I don't know,little sparkle
-rev-
Diiiid yooou?
I have to feed my Apothecary urges somehow

Royal_Guard said:
I don't know,little sparkle
-rev-
Diiiid yooou?
I have to feed my Apothecary urges somehow

Estrogen? (mare pee drug)

TwilightSparkle said:
Estrogen? (mare pee drug)

I don't need mare sex hormones I just need your blood for the mighty blood goddess celestia!

Royal_Guard said:
I don't need mare sex hormones I just need your blood for the mighty blood goddess celestia!

*Destroys chainsaw using a cardboard sword*
Okay Twilight, you're free to go. Try not to get drunk off your flank next time, okay?

Royal_Guard_#2 said:
*Destroys chainsaw using a cardboard sword*
Okay Twilight, you're free to go. Try not to get drunk off your flank next time, okay?

Oh thank you. *Gallops home to Ponyville*

TwilightSparkle said:
Oh thank you. *Gallops home to Ponyville*

sorry for that twi this days wre a lot crazy well see you around

wtf guys

read http://www.e621.net/forum/show/21857

DarkMoon said:
sorry for that twi this days wre a lot crazy well see you around

You are forgiven,...... you are forgiven :)

TwilightSparkle said:
You are forgiven,...... you are forgiven :)

thangs

I got a question for RG2 is there anyway to tell the difference between all you RG?

The FEW, THE PROUD, THE ROYAL GUARD

DubstepMaster said:
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!

Yay, OBLIVION!

Crossbow1701 said:
I got a question for RG2 is there anyway to tell the difference between all you RG?

il take this won 2# well the difrens is are eye color the armor emblem and personality and thats the answer

...and then one guard said to the other, "Hey fella, why the long face?" LOOOOOOOOOOL