You shouldn't put watermelon seeds on donuts.

sickassMOFO said:
You shouldn't put watermelon seeds on donuts.

That's like saying you can't put toothpaste on a hotdog.

IguanasAreCool said:
That's like saying you can't put toothpaste on a hotdog.

or isopropyl alcohol in punch

Merkins said:
or isopropyl alcohol in punch

that's not what people do?

ive never seen someone so focused on donuts before

An attempt was made.

A-T-S said:
An attempt was made.

(At least) 47 attempts have been made. Only one that's clearly a failure, implied more.

In unrelated news, someone is making a killing off of dough, sugar, toppings, and/or frostings.

Brandy on a Doughnut, then light it.

Throw it and see if it explodes.

UnknownBeast said:
You shouldn’t put lube as icing.

Or icing as lube.

I'll try it :D
*ded*

donuts are not always easy to make. u can burn them or undercook them. and or dough flavor is effected by grease type . takes alot to perfect that skill .

well I am positive that the attempt number 69 will be a success.

doughnuts said:
donuts are not always easy to make. u can burn them or undercook them. and or dough flavor is effected by grease type . takes alot to perfect that skill .

See, cooking's easy. You chop shit, throw it in a cooking bin, and if it's dark enough it probably won't kill you.

But baking? Baking's a fucking science. A little too much here, not enough there, and fuck you: you've got something that looks like it shouldn't feasibly exist in our dimension. And it will be shit.

so yeah few years of practice you should be fine

Siral_Exan said:
(At least) 47 attempts have been made. Only one that's clearly a failure, implied more.

Actually, it's explicitly mentioned that at least two are failures. "Attempt 47 is also a failure"

Wadxxx said:
Brandy on a Doughnut, then light it.

There's this one Thai place that does that with fried ice cream

Merkins said:
or isopropyl alcohol in punch

Or cyanide in the k- No, wait, still too soon for that I think.

I'd eat it!

Science

Merkins said:
or isopropyl alcohol in punch

Or put Bacon on Ice Cream

doughnuts said:
donuts are not always easy to make. u can burn them or undercook them. and or dough flavor is affected by grease type. takes a lot to perfect that skill.

Username checks out

~Unexpected_Visitor~ said:
Username checks out

you could say he MADE himself!

anyone?

no?

okay i'll just let myself out...

*Immune to every virus
*Can control every cell in body

Can’t make a fucking donut, maybe she has a virus after all... Maybe she made something’s too Crispy

I volunteer!

siral_exan said:
(At least) 47 attempts have been made. Only one that's clearly a failure, implied more.

In unrelated news, someone is making a killing off of dough, sugar, toppings, and/or frostings.

Based on the fact that they said 'also', there has to have been at !east one more failure before this.