carol and daniel created by hladilnik
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*rubber ducky squeaking noises*

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  • I can see this scene playing out now:

    The guy's getting ready for a shower, when he notices red streaks on his normally spotless show curtains. Slowly approaching the tub, he opens the curtains to reveal a literally blood bath. Seconds later, Ghost Pupper slowly rises from the blood, until she gets into the kneeling position in the picture. After a few seconds of silence and staring, she bites down softly on the duck, making it squeak. Then the camera switches to show the unamused boyfriend, who flatly says "Seriously?"

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  • At some point it must get like that Spongebob episode where the Flying Dutchman kept scaring Spongebob until Spongebob stopped giving a fuck.

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  • A good artist can make you feel a sense of humor, fear or affection from their pictures.

    A master like Hladilnik can make you feel all three in just one

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  • "Hey, uh... are you gonna be much longer?"
    "I͇̘̟ ̻̪̩j̪͚͢us̖̫̀ṭ͎ ̸͎͉g̩̟͜o̺̘̮t̡ ͈̞̦i̱̱̪n̪"

    "Well, I've got to get to class in about an hour and a half, and I still need to wash off some of your, uh... ghost-juice off of me from last night, so..."
    "Ọ͚H̱̯͇ ̨͇ͅS̸̝̹O̘̫͟ ̪̙̖Y̜̭͟Ǫ̹̯U̸̠̤Ṟ̻ ̪̣͍B͍̺̤A̮̤̕T̞̥͓H͚̖͡ ̵̭̯T̢̠̗I̴͈Ḿ̥̦E̜̩͖ Í̭̣S̴̲̻ ̯͚͠M̧O̺͔R̙͡E̗̼͞ ̭͙I͓M̭͚P̲̮͎O̸̠͍R̨̫̲T̡͔A̘̣͖N̛̲̜T̳̭͚ ͝T̠̙͟H̘̜͍A͙̘͕N̬̪͙ ̱̮͞M̭I̵̺̲NE̹̮̩,̱̹ ̮̟Ḭ͔̫S̭̖͜ ̧T҉H̵͚͓A͓̱͜T̶̜̰ ͎̫̝W͎̣͜H͍̼ͅA̱̥̕T͙̮ͅ ̩͍̭Y̯̼͓O̮͈͜U̬̟͈'͏͎̪R̜̜̝É̞̼ ̻̙͔SẠ͔́Y̧͓̞I͏̹̤N̡͕ͅG̫̀!̲̹̖?̤"

    "Considering I have a life- both relatively and literally speaking-- yeah, it kind of is."
    "W̸e̛͕̮l͕̣͔l̘̲͓,̦̭͠ ͕FI̷͎̬N̦̮̹Ḙ̠͡!̪͈̕ ͎̞͖B̨̦̻e͈̤͢ ̯̰̫t͓͙ͅh̤͍̳ą̮̟t̤͇͡ ͈͍̀w̛̫͎a̷y̟̘͠!̝̝͠"

    [she immediately disappears along with the blood while he shakes his head and turns the spout on. Instead of water coming out, her head pops out of the spout which startles him slightly]
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    Aͅl͏͙̪s͏̯̙o҉͍͖̫,̮̗̦ y̨͔̣o͏̟̦u̼̩ ̛̥̻c̡̞̻a̫̺̥n̤͡ͅ ͏͍͇f̛͍͇o͖̖͖rge͈͜t̸̺͇ ̮̲̮ab̸͙̫o̶̖͇u͖̭t̰̰̯ ̻̥̮ḿ̙ͅe҉̥̰̜ ̷d̴̻̠oi͈̮̗ņ͉͇g̜̪ ̛̳͔t̢͉̣h͕̝̙a̦͓̰t̖͖͝ ̸͓̺t̢̖̪h̶͍̼i̪̤n̯̞̼g̗̺̕ ̥͈͢t̜̬̪h̵a̜̖̣ṭ̯ ̗̫͍y̶͖̹o͍̜̪u͉̗͠ ͔̭͘l̜̀i͓̳̪k̸̜̟e ̮̠͎m̞̀e̛ ̻̜͟d̗̤ͅo̫i͚͕̯n̝̜̗g̫͉̰ ͍͕͇i̼̭͟ń ̸̤͙b̮̬̰e̥͓̗d̛̟ ͚̝͡t̠͍̹o͓͕n͏i͇g̬̤̀h͕t̨̲̭.͈̦͈ ̷̭"

    "Okay, so if I pour the water in, does that mean I'm like, bathing inside you?"
    "D̸͓͓o͚n͓̗̕'͏͉̳t̴̯͖ ̩̱ͅb͏̩̦e̻͢ ͙̟̩w͏̫̞e̻̭̤ḭrd͈̲"

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  • Arctic: "You know what?"
    *Stares silently making the rubber ducky squeak*
    Arctic: "Yeah, you can have the house, I'll pay for rent so you don't kill me and throw me into that concoction you have going on there..."

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  • as long as it doesnt stain and cleans out easily, ghosts can fill my tub up with whatever the fuck they want.
    i use the garden hose anyway.

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  • “Hey Baby” *Jumps in* “I see you got the bath all warmed up and ready for me, you even brought the ducky!*

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  • cloperella said:
    "Hey, uh... are you gonna be much longer?"
    "I͇̘̟ ̻̪̩j̪͚͢us̖̫̀ṭ͎ ̸͎͉g̩̟͜o̺̘̮t̡ ͈̞̦i̱̱̪n̪"

    "Well, I've got to get to class in about an hour and a half, and I still need to wash off some of your, uh... ghost-juice off of me from last night, so..."
    "Ọ͚H̱̯͇ ̨͇ͅS̸̝̹O̘̫͟ ̪̙̖Y̜̭͟Ǫ̹̯U̸̠̤Ṟ̻ ̪̣͍B͍̺̤A̮̤̕T̞̥͓H͚̖͡ ̵̭̯T̢̠̗I̴͈Ḿ̥̦E̜̩͖ Í̭̣S̴̲̻ ̯͚͠M̧O̺͔R̙͡E̗̼͞ ̭͙I͓M̭͚P̲̮͎O̸̠͍R̨̫̲T̡͔A̘̣͖N̛̲̜T̳̭͚ ͝T̠̙͟H̘̜͍A͙̘͕N̬̪͙ ̱̮͞M̭I̵̺̲NE̹̮̩,̱̹ ̮̟Ḭ͔̫S̭̖͜ ̧T҉H̵͚͓A͓̱͜T̶̜̰ ͎̫̝W͎̣͜H͍̼ͅA̱̥̕T͙̮ͅ ̩͍̭Y̯̼͓O̮͈͜U̬̟͈'͏͎̪R̜̜̝É̞̼ ̻̙͔SẠ͔́Y̧͓̞I͏̹̤N̡͕ͅG̫̀!̲̹̖?̤"

    "Considering I have a life- both relatively and literally speaking-- yeah, it kind of is."
    "W̸e̛͕̮l͕̣͔l̘̲͓,̦̭͠ ͕FI̷͎̬N̦̮̹Ḙ̠͡!̪͈̕ ͎̞͖B̨̦̻e͈̤͢ ̯̰̫t͓͙ͅh̤͍̳ą̮̟t̤͇͡ ͈͍̀w̛̫͎a̷y̟̘͠!̝̝͠"

    [she immediately disappears along with the blood while he shakes his head and turns the spout on. Instead of water coming out, her head pops out of the spout which startles him slightly]
    "
    Aͅl͏͙̪s͏̯̙o҉͍͖̫,̮̗̦ y̨͔̣o͏̟̦u̼̩ ̛̥̻c̡̞̻a̫̺̥n̤͡ͅ ͏͍͇f̛͍͇o͖̖͖rge͈͜t̸̺͇ ̮̲̮ab̸͙̫o̶̖͇u͖̭t̰̰̯ ̻̥̮ḿ̙ͅe҉̥̰̜ ̷d̴̻̠oi͈̮̗ņ͉͇g̜̪ ̛̳͔t̢͉̣h͕̝̙a̦͓̰t̖͖͝ ̸͓̺t̢̖̪h̶͍̼i̪̤n̯̞̼g̗̺̕ ̥͈͢t̜̬̪h̵a̜̖̣ṭ̯ ̗̫͍y̶͖̹o͍̜̪u͉̗͠ ͔̭͘l̜̀i͓̳̪k̸̜̟e ̮̠͎m̞̀e̛ ̻̜͟d̗̤ͅo̫i͚͕̯n̝̜̗g̫͉̰ ͍͕͇i̼̭͟ń ̸̤͙b̮̬̰e̥͓̗d̛̟ ͚̝͡t̠͍̹o͓͕n͏i͇g̬̤̀h͕t̨̲̭.͈̦͈ ̷̭"

    "Okay, so if I pour the water in, does that mean I'm like, bathing inside you?"
    "D̸͓͓o͚n͓̗̕'͏͉̳t̴̯͖ ̩̱ͅb͏̩̦e̻͢ ͙̟̩w͏̫̞e̻̭̤ḭrd͈̲"

    I love it!

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  • Hey, whatever it takes to bath a doggo, I guess I'll wash em up with bloody soap and bloody water. I don't care what neighbors had to say. Lol

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