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ThePainterBoss
MemberI think she is either going to say do you want to join or do you have some more rubber ducks.
TitionRed
MemberNah I don't need a bath it's cool. You know what I don't need this bathroom you can have it.
Mysticdawn
Member"I just wanted to take a shower god dammit."
Wild Anonymoose
MemberDarn it pupper, he just cleaned the bathroom last week!
toradrow777
MemberI can see this scene playing out now:
The guy's getting ready for a shower, when he notices red streaks on his normally spotless show curtains. Slowly approaching the tub, he opens the curtains to reveal a literally blood bath. Seconds later, Ghost Pupper slowly rises from the blood, until she gets into the kneeling position in the picture. After a few seconds of silence and staring, she bites down softly on the duck, making it squeak. Then the camera switches to show the unamused boyfriend, who flatly says "Seriously?"
Twifight Sparkill
Member"... sorry to say, but it's actually wabbit season."
Lizardnix
MemberAt some point it must get like that Spongebob episode where the Flying Dutchman kept scaring Spongebob until Spongebob stopped giving a fuck.
Xenowarrior
Member"I see...so this is what happened with all the ketchup..."
CranialHeartache
MemberThis would be terrifying and gross in most circumstances, but the rubber duck somehow makes it endearing.
Horsewithnoname
MemberA good artist can make you feel a sense of humor, fear or affection from their pictures.
A master like Hladilnik can make you feel all three in just one
Cloperella
Blocked"Hey, uh... are you gonna be much longer?"
"I͇̘̟ ̻̪̩j̪͚͢us̖̫̀ṭ͎ ̸͎͉g̩̟͜o̺̘̮t̡ ͈̞̦i̱̱̪n̪"
"Well, I've got to get to class in about an hour and a half, and I still need to wash off some of your, uh... ghost-juice off of me from last night, so..."
"Ọ͚H̱̯͇ ̨͇ͅS̸̝̹O̘̫͟ ̪̙̖Y̜̭͟Ǫ̹̯U̸̠̤Ṟ̻ ̪̣͍B͍̺̤A̮̤̕T̞̥͓H͚̖͡ ̵̭̯T̢̠̗I̴͈Ḿ̥̦E̜̩͖ Í̭̣S̴̲̻ ̯͚͠M̧O̺͔R̙͡E̗̼͞ ̭͙I͓M̭͚P̲̮͎O̸̠͍R̨̫̲T̡͔A̘̣͖N̛̲̜T̳̭͚ ͝T̠̙͟H̘̜͍A͙̘͕N̬̪͙ ̱̮͞M̭I̵̺̲NE̹̮̩,̱̹ ̮̟Ḭ͔̫S̭̖͜ ̧T҉H̵͚͓A͓̱͜T̶̜̰ ͎̫̝W͎̣͜H͍̼ͅA̱̥̕T͙̮ͅ ̩͍̭Y̯̼͓O̮͈͜U̬̟͈'͏͎̪R̜̜̝É̞̼ ̻̙͔SẠ͔́Y̧͓̞I͏̹̤N̡͕ͅG̫̀!̲̹̖?̤"
"Considering I have a life- both relatively and literally speaking-- yeah, it kind of is."
"W̸e̛͕̮l͕̣͔l̘̲͓,̦̭͠ ͕FI̷͎̬N̦̮̹Ḙ̠͡!̪͈̕ ͎̞͖B̨̦̻e͈̤͢ ̯̰̫t͓͙ͅh̤͍̳ą̮̟t̤͇͡ ͈͍̀w̛̫͎a̷y̟̘͠!̝̝͠"
[she immediately disappears along with the blood while he shakes his head and turns the spout on. Instead of water coming out, her head pops out of the spout which startles him slightly]
"
Aͅl͏͙̪s͏̯̙o҉͍͖̫,̮̗̦ y̨͔̣o͏̟̦u̼̩ ̛̥̻c̡̞̻a̫̺̥n̤͡ͅ ͏͍͇f̛͍͇o͖̖͖rge͈͜t̸̺͇ ̮̲̮ab̸͙̫o̶̖͇u͖̭t̰̰̯ ̻̥̮ḿ̙ͅe҉̥̰̜ ̷d̴̻̠oi͈̮̗ņ͉͇g̜̪ ̛̳͔t̢͉̣h͕̝̙a̦͓̰t̖͖͝ ̸͓̺t̢̖̪h̶͍̼i̪̤n̯̞̼g̗̺̕ ̥͈͢t̜̬̪h̵a̜̖̣ṭ̯ ̗̫͍y̶͖̹o͍̜̪u͉̗͠ ͔̭͘l̜̀i͓̳̪k̸̜̟e ̮̠͎m̞̀e̛ ̻̜͟d̗̤ͅo̫i͚͕̯n̝̜̗g̫͉̰ ͍͕͇i̼̭͟ń ̸̤͙b̮̬̰e̥͓̗d̛̟ ͚̝͡t̠͍̹o͓͕n͏i͇g̬̤̀h͕t̨̲̭.͈̦͈ ̷̭"
"Okay, so if I pour the water in, does that mean I'm like, bathing inside you?"
"D̸͓͓o͚n͓̗̕'͏͉̳t̴̯͖ ̩̱ͅb͏̩̦e̻͢ ͙̟̩w͏̫̞e̻̭̤ḭrd͈̲"
Daneasaur
MemberSee, you need to leave the curtains INSIDE the tub when you splash or it defeats the purpose.
Thisgawddoesnotexist
MemberTo think that blood is only visual looking its funny :D
AquaTem
MemberI’d get in with her
Dracocrush
Memberoccupied
Humamon
MemberA big question. Will i get sick if i do get in?
Aldi Foristell
MemberArctic: "You know what?"
*Stares silently making the rubber ducky squeak*
Arctic: "Yeah, you can have the house, I'll pay for rent so you don't kill me and throw me into that concoction you have going on there..."
RustyHauser
Member"Is somebody in there?"
"Ocupado!"
Courier
Blockedas long as it doesnt stain and cleans out easily, ghosts can fill my tub up with whatever the fuck they want.
i use the garden hose anyway.
Dusk To Dawn
MemberThat's Ghost Pupper for you, creepy as all hell but damn cute at the same time.
VulpesLasLunes
Memberghost pupper, you take the whole haunting me very un-seriously...
user 314963
Member“Hey Baby” *Jumps in* “I see you got the bath all warmed up and ready for me, you even brought the ducky!*
foxgirl13
MemberI'll uh,I'll come back later.
Science-Snake-Altair
MemberThat is a phenomenon called "bathos", and hladnik is really good at pulling it off.
Galux
MemberWhen you're on your period and think it's safe to try to take a bath.
Cephore
MemberWeirdest fucking boner rn
Leynadtsio
MemberCute <3
Kodanis
MemberAs a vampiric dragon i'd join
TrustyBucket
MemberHa, "bath-os".
Science-Snake-Altair
Member;-)
somesickbastard2018~
MemberSpoopy
skyliner-369
MemberOhhhh so that's where the copper smell is coming from!
Ctf 2 fort Zombie
Blockedwhy does gp remind me of smile dog?
ImTheDoctor
MemberI love it!
Rtcott-450
BlockedHey, whatever it takes to bath a doggo, I guess I'll wash em up with bloody soap and bloody water. I don't care what neighbors had to say. Lol
CheddarPizza
MemberBloodborne
Bruhguy
MemberDepends on who the blood belongs to
Could be desised
Artemis studios
Memberhey babe you allmost done? fuck your beutifull
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