bill and jane doe created by hladilnik
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  • Upside: bed is soft and probably eases the tension a bit
    Downside: you just dove into the bed with a horsecock in your gf. Thank gods she's wet or you'd probably split her in half

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  • He fell down the manhole :P ...

    Cloud1335 said:
    Thank gods she's wet or you'd probably split her in half

    That's still a punch to the ol' cervix... we shall henceforth call it "giving that cervix a black eye" :D

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  • Sir-DCT said:
    Poor Zebra Dad..I blame the plane chair for his bad back

    in all seriousness.. if you don't want this to be you when you're older, make sure you stretch after you workout!

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