Oof

Poor Zebra Dad..I blame the plane chair for his bad back

Upside: bed is soft and probably eases the tension a bit
Downside: you just dove into the bed with a horsecock in your gf. Thank gods she's wet or you'd probably split her in half

He sounds like BoJack Horseman in my head.

OOF

foxymcfox said:
Oof

GodJar said:
OOF

Sorry, had to.

Well that's a mood killer right there. Bit off more than he could chew.

Poor dude

B-but G-Ghost_Pupper...

Man down. MAN DOWN!

FUCKING HILARIOUS

intruder007 said:
He sounds like BoJack Horseman in my head.

Goddamnit

He fell down the manhole :P ...

Cloud1335 said:
Thank gods she's wet or you'd probably split her in half

That's still a punch to the ol' cervix... we shall henceforth call it "giving that cervix a black eye" :D

bamboozled

*Furiously taps Next*

That_One_Person said:
Goddamnit

Called it..

Ded

Moar?!?

OverAndUnder said:
Sorry, had to.

Now which one is better?

Sir-DCT said:
Poor Zebra Dad..I blame the plane chair for his bad back

in all seriousness.. if you don't want this to be you when you're older, make sure you stretch after you workout!

sir-dct said:
Poor Zebra Dad..I blame the plane chair for his bad back

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