"Go fuck yourself"
"Can do and will do"
"Wait"

this honestly looks like it would both hurt your balls and penis for a while

it's super difficult to bend it down while having an erection let alone going so far it's in your ass

_{boy do i wish it wasn't, though}

Painful but really hot.

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Only if you try it like this, the right way is to hold your balls to the side and then push your dick down into it. Done it, wasn't uncomfortable for real. Given your dick needs to be long enough.

The thing is, hardness is always a factor when you dont wanna um... BREAK the penis lol Plus not everyones sack is that "loose" to allow the balls that far apart.
Plus dont get me started on STAYING hard

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Penis ain't a bone, dude. It don't break. But ye got me there on the loose ballsac thing.

Penile fractures are a real thing.

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Only if you try it like this, the right way is to hold your balls to the side and then push your dick down into it. Done it, wasn't uncomfortable for real. Given your dick needs to be long enough.

chilchar said:
The thing is, hardness is always a factor when you dont wanna um... BREAK the penis lol Plus not everyones sack is that "loose" to allow the balls that far apart.
Plus dont get me started on STAYING hard

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Penis ain't a bone, dude. It don't break. But ye got me there on the loose ballsac thing.

AgentBanana89 said:
Penile fractures are a real thing.

Welcome to e621, where we legit teach you how to fuck yourself

Well im big enough, any tips of how i can fuck myself with a semi-erect dick

Why do I even bother going to google? Everything I need is right here!

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Penis ain't a bone, dude. It don't break. But ye got me there on the loose ballsac thing.

Yes it can break, look it up lmao

Now I'm kinda self-conscious about my own dick being too small to reach my bellybutton, even when erect

Dana-the-Ditto said:
Penis ain't a bone, dude. It don't break. But ye got me there on the loose ballsac thing.

Penile fracturing is a real and terrifying thing. Feel free to google.

moronking said:
Well im big enough, any tips of how i can fuck myself with a semi-erect dick

i'm not sure you want to. once it gets hard, it might fracture or shoot out. just try to find someone with a tight anus like me and fuck that while there's a dildo inside you

Sinking_Stone said:Now I'm kinda self-conscious about my own dick being too small to reach my bellybutton, even when erect

it's not like it's something you worked on or can change, so why judge yourself for it?

servine641 said:
Welcome to e621, where we legit teach you how to fuck yourself

now how to suck your own dick...

Gamorrean said:

Penile fracturing is a real and terrifying thing. Feel free to google.

Ouch.

moronking said:
Well im big enough, any tips of how i can fuck myself with a semi-erect dick

Semi erect is what normal people wanna aim for if they don't want to break.

user_319301 said:
Well im big enough, any tips of how i can fuck myself with a semi-erect dick

Just stuff it in bro

A little something this image reminded me of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97H43BnA0WM

Thank or hate me later

chilchar said:
The thing is, hardness is always a factor when you dont wanna um... BREAK the penis lol Plus not everyones sack is that "loose" to allow the balls that far apart.
Plus dont get me started on STAYING hard

ngl u just sound weak, not tryna be rude

flabby said:
ngl u just sound weak, not tryna be rude

Oh, you can do it?

chilchar said:
Oh, you can do it?

yh

flabby said:
yh

proof or it didn't happen

(Im kidding lol)

chilchar said:
proof or it didn't happen

(Im kidding lol)

i had a feeling you would (kiddingly) ask that

chilchar said:
Oh, you can do it?

Kinda late to the party but just wanted to say this, it's not that hard to do it, you can just look up slef fuck on the hub and you'll see lots of results