but you don't got no arms lemon lime finn!

Here we have a preview of the future, some odd 200 years from now. Tattoos, piercings and plastic surgery will be a thing of the past. Soon, not too soon from now, but soon regardless, we will be able to biologically change ourselves in any way shape or form we so deem, whether male or female, man or beast, or crossbreeds into these categories (Kardashianites will be outlawed), and it will be the norm of society.

Speaking of society, this particular specimen has a fondness for the current modern ghetto mannerism of dancing called the Twerk, which even after 200 years has survived the rigors of time.

Sally (May I call you Sally? Thank you.) Sally here has taken to a time in her life when dancing at social events is commonplace and a mainstay of entertainment for people. Due to her youth however, her tendencies stem from a desire for sexual encounters. As such, she takes advantage of her desired biological alterations to attract a mate.

In other words, she twerks her front at someone to give herself a titjob. Whoever she cums on, she rapes.

Thank you for your time Sally. That was Sally, dear reader, she is YOUR future descendant.

She does clubs, public events, parties (including batchelor/batchelorette, birthdays for the young and old, quinceaneras, and baby showers), and personal requests.

Make sure to cover the children in raincoats.

It won't help. It'll just look funny.

Neat, I've never seen a Fleshlight like this.

Crotch-face.
Now you can't unsee it.
You're welcome.
XD