I want to say something... but I don't know what! wth

A ballock sword?

i think your taking this Animated Inanimate a little too far...

Anybody wanna bet it's the most powerful sword in the game?

"I've never seen a sword quite that or size,
OH GOD that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise!"

Honestly? I'd let it fuck me.

QuickSocks said:
"I've never seen a sword quite that or size,
OH GOD that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise!"

Yes, I can't lie,
I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny
If you know what I mean!

Gonna be honest. First time I've seen a sword with a dick.

So the stop sign getting fucked was okay, but not this?

Because it has balls?

Stick them with the pointy end. Or both!

I am confused yet in awe.

I'm not grabbing that.

Do you like my sword, sword? Sword my dick, dick sword, sword?
You cannot afford, ford, for my dick, dick sword, sword.

Even if you could, could, I have a patent.
No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner-manner,

Welcome to my manor-manor.
I ca ca ca canna canna.

Mad_Dok said:
Do you like my sword, sword? Sword my dick, dick sword, sword?
You cannot afford, ford, for my dick, dick sword, sword.

Even if you could, could, I have a patent.
No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner-manner,

Welcome to my manor-manor.
I ca ca ca canna canna.

...what?

AlricKyznetsov said:
...what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN7dYDYfvVg