Ahhh, here we see the rare source of the 'scarousal'. Anything that you say can be used against you and thus a reason for a baton up your ass... but yes, this is one of the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen.

And give a big salute when she flashes you soldier!

I've met one or two well endowed ladies who were not bashful about their busts and were more prone to using them as a form of blunt weapon. Situations such as:

"Hey..."
[you look at her and she's pointing at her somewhat low cut top and cleavage, so you look]
[She suddenly jumps at you, chest first and damn near takes your head off]

Remember, it isn't bags of air.

Uhm.. I'm going to file a sharp complaint ma'm.

PeenitBooter said:
Uhm.. I'm going to file a sharp complaint ma'm.

"Booter, don't you DARE mess this up for the REST of the Battalion!!"