I'M TORGUE, AND I HAVE ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY:

EXPLOSIONS?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEizJ-TWua0

THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE!

TORGUE MAKES THINGS EXPLODE! END OF SALES PITCH!

I SEE A BUNCH OF YOU STANDING AROUND, NOT BLOWING THINGS UP! QUIT IT!

Vii said:
no its fucking NOT!

KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE, AM I RIGHT!?"

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SET YOU UP WITH A SPONSOR SOONER BUT I WAS BUSY WRESTLING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE! YOU MAY BE ASKING: "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE? YOU OR THE SHARK?" THE ANSWER: YES!

I read it first as Tourqe, like engine Tourqe...

You need some extra Tourqe for that haulin'!

We here at the Torgue Corporation sincerely think that this is F*CKING AWESOME!!

CaptainZepto said:
KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE, AM I RIGHT!?"

Y E S Y O U A R E R I G H T ! ! !

Voltmander said:
I read it first as Tourqe, like engine Tourqe...

You need some extra Tourqe for that haulin'!

THAT COMMENT HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGISE!

Bongani said:
THAT COMMENT HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGISE!

NEVER!

“Now I want you to blow up... [/b]

THE OCEAN!” [/b]

IMPOSSIBIRU!! [/b]

"PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!!!"

need a big enough bomb

Asterisk6495 said:
IMPOSSIBIRU!! [/b]

i couldn't help but read every instance of caps in torgues/hercules voice

ForThePlot said:

Bongani said:

BooruHitomi said:

Bongani said:

CaptainZepto said:

TheMadAndTheMoxxi said:

Zororax said:

Bongani said:

I came for Torgue quotes and was not disappointed lol

Aster_Viridian said:
I came for Torgue quotes and was not disappointed lol

BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA DIGITALLY SIGN OUR LEGAL WAIVER!

(registering machine selfdestructs)

JUST KIDDING, F*** THE LEGAL WAIVER! YOU'RE IN TORGUE LAND NOW, SUCKA!

fuck I love you guys, like I love Mr. Torgue. as a proud Torgue user, I can confidently say I've got a rocket in my pocket, and you're about to be red confetti. (seriously, pocket rocket is a "cheaper" way to get rocket ammo instead of farming the Hyperion Logan's Gun. Since its a blue rarity pistol and can be bought with Torgue tokens in the Torgue dlc)

if you want in come to where the vault is buried in the badass crater of badassitude

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
MEEDLEEMEWHOO!

YOU MAYBE ASKING "WHY WAS THE SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE?" ANSWER: YES!

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VulpesLasLunes said:
fuck I love you guys, like I love Mr. Torgue. as a proud Torgue user, I can confidently say I've got a rocket in my pocket, and you're about to be red confetti. (seriously, pocket rocket is a "cheaper" way to get rocket ammo instead of farming the Hyperion Logan's Gun. Since its a blue rarity pistol and can be bought with Torgue tokens in the Torgue dlc)

Legit helpful info here.

If you get the stats built right you can do a chain explosions that to incredible amounts of damage

NOW GO PUNCH THE BAD GUYS IN THE DICKKKK!

NobodyImportant645 said:
NOW GO PUNCH THE BAD GUYS IN THE DICKKKK!

BUT DON'T FORGET TO MAKE THEM EXPLODE

NobodyImportant645 said:
NOW GO PUNCH THE BAD GUYS IN THE DICKKKK!

TheMonst3r said:
BUT DON'T FORGET TO MAKE THEM EXPLODE

This just sounds like a line from a hentai

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!

Bongani said:
THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE!

"That's not what it's called-"

Howyoud0in' said:
"That's not what it's called-"

THEBADASSCRATEROFBADASSITUDE!

little_mac said:
what the actual fuck is this comment section?

Something beautiful. that's what.

ctf_2_fort_zombie said:
This just sounds like a line from a hentai

BIG DEAL, I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!

This comment section is full of nerds. I'd still consider all of you geeks if you take care of your body. Cuz otherwise that'd be DISCRIMINATIOOOOON!!!

kazotskykicker said:
Something beautiful. that's what.

NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS EXPLOSIONS

The Vault Hunter is going through bandits faster than a fat kid in a cookie store! NOW I WANT COOKIES!

vulpeslaslunes said:
fuck I love you guys, like I love Mr. Torgue. as a proud Torgue user, I can confidently say I've got a rocket in my pocket, and you're about to be red confetti. (seriously, pocket rocket is a "cheaper" way to get rocket ammo instead of farming the Hyperion Logan's Gun. Since its a blue rarity pistol and can be bought with Torgue tokens in the Torgue dlc)

THAT COMMENT HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

As a big borderlands fan,i approve this

Nah, I'm devoted to Jakob's, forever and always.

alice_smol_worm said:
Nah, I'm devoted to Jakob's, forever and always.

THEM SUCKAS DON'T EVEN HAVE F***IN' EXPLOSIVES IN THEIR GUNS!

ezlo said:
THEM SUCKAS DON'T EVEN HAVE F***IN' EXPLOSIVES IN THEIR GUNS!

Yeah but they still manage to pack more of a punch despite their old fashioned craftsmanship.

I TOUGHT YOU WOULD GET BORED WHILE COMING HERE SO I SAID:”GIVE EVERYBODY GUNS!”

WELCOME TO THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUTE, BADASS

LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKING WHY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKING TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR, SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK OR P*SSY-F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS. THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKING VOCABULARY. IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T

The artist might have been going for Mr. Torgue, but all I see is the Sniper from TF2.

NEWWWWWWWW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP
THE OCEAN

But Mister Torgue, what do we do if the explosives get angry and fight back? 0.0

asterisk6495 said:
IMPOSSIBIRU!! [/b]

I CAST... MAGIC *bonk*ING MISSILE!!!!

And this is why I downloaded the Mister Torgue Trader Replacement Mod for Killing Floor 2...

CAUSE THESE QUOTES ARE F*CKING LEGENDARY!!

*insert mouth guitar solo here*

EXPLOSION

sansserriffbruh said:
As a big borderlands fan,i approve this

You and me both

KABOOM

doomguy69 said:
KABOOM

THAT EXPLOSION WASN'T BIG ENOUGH!!! APOLOGIZE!!!

I...prefer jackobs and vladof than torgue more in Borderlands 2 & pre sequel

fortheplot said:
I'M TORGUE, AND I HAVE ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY:

EXPLOSIONS?!?

byeah

GUITAR SOLO

WELCOME TO ROBOT PUNCH CITY!

POPULATION: EVERYONE’S FACES!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SHOOT THE F**K OUT OF THAT BOMBSAUCE!!!!

toradrow777 said:

THAT EXPLOSION WASN'T BIG ENOUGH!!! APOLOGIZE!!!

PFFT HA-

Reading these comments during the 2024 April fools is funny as hell