Aww poor Tinker.

There is not injury short of death,
that would mean giving up Tink.

That's quitter talk, you just need to stand on a bed, or have her kneel down, or do anything than try standing on a fucking stool.

Sparks127 said:
That's quitter talk, you just need to stand on a bed, or have her kneel down, or do anything than try standing on a fucking stool.

like standing on a stool in generality is just very awkward

Sparks127 said:
That's quitter talk, you just need to stand on a bed, or have her kneel down, or do anything than try standing on a fucking stool.

Yeah! When you fall off the horse you get right back on!

fuck her man, make it work!
(hindsight of a pun, makes an ass outta me :D)
[I'll stop]

Quitter... Lol

Missionary position, motherfucker!

I want to hug her and comfort her! Poor thing!

Can I strangle him badly, please?

FeronIpyries said:
Can I strangle him badly, please?

There are many things you could do to him badly ...

The clear solution was to hop onto her and use your dick as an anchoring point, like a climber on Everest.

Death by snusnu

"It's not you, it's my weak, feeble, mortal body"

Coward!

Dumping someone because of sexual incompatibility, what a dick.