"YOU! Prepare yourself for—!! ...calling 911. I think there's shards of glass in my dick..."

JoJo?

A naked guy looking like he is breaking into a home, who wouldn't call the police?

Prepare your anus

tokumei_314 said:
A naked guy looking like he is breaking into a home, who wouldn't call the police?

you left out the fact that he's also a buff horny yeen
which alters the statistics substantially