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GabrilmanX
Memberadded to +Favorite in 3... 2... 1... and done!
Sweet Mustard
Memberfree no brainfck mode, yeeee
user 370315
MemberYup, it truly is a Merry Christmas now.
Ghost524
MemberI love the chiptune song to go with it <3
TokaiTori
BlockedIt's a Christmas miracle!
Marcheck
MemberThis game desperately needs a sequel, hacked or otherwise.
Yossi99
MemberThank you! The best gift ever
gbbggbaf
MemberPerfect! I wanted something like this for a while!
Lilac-SaWfTpAwS
Membermerry christmas indeed
Imactuallygarbage
MemberFunny. You can delete the save files, and the name will change everytime you enter in "options" again.
Courier
Blockedsmeagles broke...
keeps saying theres a smell even at lowest libido.
DumFox
MemberBest Christmas gift!
bloodclaw
MemberSo... what do you do with Grimer and Smeargle? I've -never- been able to figure those two out.
DracosBlackwing
Blocked+1 for the song alone. Well played sir.
Moonlit Wolf
MemberI think this happens if you fool around with Grimer first...not sure how to fix it other than restarting and not touching Grimer
I'm not entirely sure either. With Grimer, if you hold down the mouse while petting it your hand will sink into it. If you move it around, you can see some "!!" pop up in some places. If that happens, you can release the mouse then repeatedly click to make the hand fondle something inside Grimer. I don't know how (or if) you can make Grimer cum though.
As for Smeargle, no idea. If you don't skip Grimer he'll complain about the smell and you won't be able to do anything at all with him. If you do though, the only success I've had is from petting his head and pulling his tongue. He doesn't seem to like it when you jerk him off though, and I haven't yet got him to cum =/
SexyGriffon
MemberGrimer has multiple body parts hidden inside of him/her, but only one of them is the penis/vagina. It's your task to figure out which one it is, and then Grimer will cum.
I'm not sure how Smeargle works in THIS version of the game, but in the original, Smeargle doesn't cum unless his libido is full and blinking red, and even then you have to work for it. Pet him, stroke him and rub his feet until he is fully erect and dripping, and then stroke him until he cums. If he's not full libido, then your 'task' is to pet him enough until he, uh... "Non-sexually orgasms"? The point is, there's still a 'finishing point' for Smeargle even if you can't make him cum.
(Disclaimer: I haven't tried female Smeargle yet)
Fletchel
MemberOmg what a great Christmas present thank you so much
Warizard
Memberits so hard to get smeargle to full charge
ButterButt~
MemberJust a black screen after the loading screen for me.
pornofhalo
MemberI never seem to be able to get nothing more than the very tip of the big dildo into lucario.
SexyGriffon
MemberS/he can't handle it, unfortunately. You'll never get it in.
BritishFurry
MemberI used to play this game all the time just to get the sex parts and now that you've released it to us without the hassle of doing all those annoying puzzles which is really nice, Thanks so much for doing this!
ZW
MemberWonder if there is a way to force the game to always keep their libido's at max red.
Auraknight
MemberI completed the whole game when it first came out. Loved the story, really got way too into it. thanks for this reminder!
limewedge
MemberIt'd be nice if I had any fucking idea how this works.
Gentlespy
Membersame.
TheFoxWhoF
MemberSo... What's the goal? Stretch them until they can take bigger dildoes?
lolertrong
MemberI still don't understand how do you increase the libido bar? It remains almost invisible no matter what I do :(
SexyGriffon
MemberIn the normal game, it takes many, many sessions with Smeargle until it raises. As far as I remember, the libido meter generally doesn't change if you ignore Smeargle. Y'see, Smeargle exists as a way to present a low-sex relationship to the viewer, expressing the idea that 'sometimes cuddles are more than enough'. Make him/her feel nice and be patient, and you should get your reward.
(Hopefully that still applies to this version of the game, anyway)
IUseArchBtw
MemberIs that Wham!?
Ramadan Steve
Memberdont touch Smeargles junk, just pet everywhere. when you see his left hand hover above the knee, then you fondle with his junk, but i havent seen that happen at low libido
Ramadan Steve
Memberyou can make him cum when hes in the yellow/orange too. just ignore the crotch and pet all around until his left hand hovers in place before you really start
youraveragegaywolf
MemberOh my God this is AMAZING this is exactly what I was hoping for!! BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
Popplio
Memberbest thing ever!!!
Critical Stiban
MemberIts your high score.
PinkFurret
MemberThank you
WolfOfShadows
MemberSo, I know you're supposed to pet him a lot, but I just can't seem to get Smaergle's libido up. It's always at 0. I pet his head and rub his belly, and hearts appear, but I do that for quite a while and nothing else happens. What am I doing wrong?
Also, why are some of the items not usable eve though the Pokemon's Libido is at maximum? (Flashing red)
matiasYV
Blockedkecleon no esta disponible??
Neversand
Memberit makes such a fun to train buizels uuuh... stamina. ;)
dick makes it better
MemberSo... you can't have sex?
Sasnox
MemberI dont mean to sound selfish, but is there a gay version of this? I just prefer good ol cock is all ^^;
Sanguine13
MemberIn the items menu, you can change everyone to be male or female :3
Sasnox
MemberThank you ~<3
burlapjoe
MemberLooks like I'm gonna have Last Christmas stuck in my head year round now
ArgonVile
MemberWelcome to my nightmare
iksorb
Memberis there a way lucario can take the whole red dildo ?
SirPsycho
MemberGotta love Last Christmas
Also this is awesome, thank you!
saiavinn
MemberI find Magnezone an easier solution. Just switch off of the electric-resistant glove and get her going until she zaps you. Allows more room for creativity, anyway~
rumpasaur
MemberThis chiptune intro is amazing. Hopefully you use Last Christmas for more porn lol
MrPeanutBoy
MemberI see the inflation tag in this. Where does that come into play?
Wrenly Bewick
MemberWhat's the song? It sounds like it could have been an 80's pop song converted into chiptune form!
youraveragegaywolf
MemberIt sounds like 'Last Christmas' in 8 bit
ZuuuZuuu
MemberFor Grimer:
What works for me is waiting until I'm petting over the !! and then unholding the mouse click and alternatively holding and unholding. You should start doing a sort of internal fisting, and that does it.
For Smeargle:
This one took me a while, and I'm not sure if you to have to build up time with them first. I had around 1400 of the gem things (whatever they are) before I did it, but the method that finally worked was this-
I'd visit him, give him belly rubs, heads pats, but always wait until he was done (Usually after nice energetic head rubs, but it varies). After that, I'd visit whoever had the most libido and help them, then go back to Smear, rinse and repeat.
If visiting Grimer, make sure to fist ol' Sandy, so you get a new glove first! But yeah, going back and forth like that did the trick for me. I had Smeargle's bar all the way to the top almost and had him cum with vibrator and another time with handy. What a cutie <3
Funny enough, I started treating him like that because I'm pretty much just like Smeargle IRL. He reminded me of me so I was like "l'll just treat him the way I'd wanna be treated!" And that worked, haha. What a cute game. 90% of the time snuggle and be nice to him, give him a little space, come back and if he's in the yellow or red help him out.
Haven't tried female Smeargle- maybe next time I play I should.
Lanie
MemberSo how do we see the other pokemon in the tags? Like Charmander and such? Or are they only there in the options screen?
Larry452
MemberSo now we just need the inverse, where Argon_vile releases a full SFW Matermind game and makes $$$$
ilovestitch 420
MemberLove this. Could use a cheat to boost libido on characters though. Takes too long to rise up on the only character I care about. :P
dieseldoq
MemberThis ruined my new shirt
axle 117
MemberKeep pushing the purple anal beads into Abra's ass until you cant fit any more, I got around 75, his/her belly gets bigger and you can see the beads bulging.
error 34
MemberGuys if you wanna prevent smeargle complaining about the smell use the electric gloves
uCutiePie
MemberIs there any way of convincing Abra to try the vibrator?
TheLoneBit
MemberNote: I have everyone set to female.. so I have no idea if the males are different.
Okay, so I have almost figured out everyone. I have played this game for like a week straight now. (I have a problem) But I still can't figure out how to get 500+ on Buizel, SandSlash, Grovyle, Rhydon.. and I don't think I want to find out what 500+ on Magnazone is.. since I made her blue screen. Apparently, that is only worth 243!
I only just recently got 501 on Smeargle. I had to use the vibe on her, last setting, on level two, after petting her all over. She came like three and a half times (Fuck yeah! achievement get, but not really there are no achievements )
Buizel is the most frustrating one next Grovyle who I can't for the life of me get past 350.. I was starting to think the High Scores were just subjective in respect to each Pokemon until I went from 400 to 501 on Smeargle!
I am so close I can almost taste it! I will figure them all out!
No.. I don't think so.. I will report back to you if I find anything out. But from my experience with everyone.. Yellow is usually a no go followed by some funny text.
axle 117
MemberUpdate!
Using the black anal beads I was able to get 131 in his/her ass. Each time you use the beads on Abra you can get a few more inside.
skezzix
Member>can't make lucario cum just from headpats/pets
lost opportunity
user 157520
MemberCan lucario take the red massive dildo or is that just beyond his power?
I've been here a while trying to jam it in em.
nightfoxy
MemberIs thare any way to make them cum more as males.sorry if this sound rude
user 362146
Memberยดwith no puzzles in the way just thanks ;3
user 153547
MemberI just masturbated a magnezone..............
e621.net is incredible!!!๐
Whitestripe99
MemberDownloadable version when?
Niko Mercer
Blockedhow can i download this?
Niko Mercer
Blockedthis is amazing but!... if only there was a way to fill up the bars again. that would be even better
Lunatic Liz
MemberThis is seriously too good. I really, really hate that Google is doing away with Flash support.
moathon
MemberBRUH IS THAT CHIPTUNE BACKSTREET BOYS?
Grifrin
MemberHow I see the kecleon?
FunnyCatgirl
MemberAnyone else just using this to pet the pokemon?
rowdyraven
MemberYou can do stuff with Smeagle, normally for me it comes after doing a LOT of petting, messing around with the libido settings, and not touching him other than his feet, ears, etc...
Pokemonl0ver
Memberit only comes once a year
Hexadecimammoth
MemberI don't hate to break it to you but All of these characters are Adults.
AndroidInDMajor
MemberGoodbye, flash. You were a great friend...
bruisersucksdick
MemberAnyone know if this is archived on Flashpoint? I know that Monster Mind is, but I can't seem to find it without the puzzle elements.
Jamadeus
Memberfor those who dreamed of seeing how smeargle cums by hand)
enjoy)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m9DNF8CrsmKic6IqeyDIs0pATxgzxmea/view?usp=sharing
Sleepy Shinx
MemberAm I doing this wrong? I'm only able to get a few in there until no more can fit with no change in size
axle 117
MemberIt helps if their horny meter is full, but if you keep at it the amount they can fit will increase. I just kept picking them and "training" their ass until I got 131.
StevenM
Membernow this, this is fucking music
Silly890038729
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