Okay then.

When you accidentally bite your own tongue

That feeling when yer alarm makes ye jump out of bed after every muscle has cramped up from the day before.

When you NOPE.jpg so hard with every bone in your body, but your body's literally too slow

And that's why it's important not to get up too rapidly in the morning.

That moment when you stub your toe

fun fact

skeletons have minds of their own and have the natural desire to rebel against their outer bodies; that is why you must never consume any amount of milk that surpasses the daily reccomended intake

..otherwise this happens

That actually makes me queasy. I mean whoah-a-lolo! I literally got shivers and nausea when I saw it.

Me and the gang on October First