DAH, HE SPEAK WITH THE SHEER MANLINESS OF AHNULD

Hot damn, the ASS on that boy!

I really like how, as soon as the kid saw the bodyguard, he started to stand in that promiscuous pose.

DAH, I AM FASTAH, AND STRONGAH, OH EXPLOITABLE...

You will now read this with Ahnuld's voice for the big horse.

You know, if he would just knock the shit out of that boy, his job would be a lot easier.

Vinvin said:
You know, if he would just knock the shit out of that boy, his job would be a lot easier.

I do believe that was suggested.
Hence "I am authorized also to use force."

Is it wrong that I keep hearing his voice as that of the Heavy from TF2?

e24th said:
Is it wrong that I keep hearing his voice as that of the Heavy from TF2?

Yes.

Is it odd the donkey looks like david spade?

David looks quite feminine in that first pic....

+1