Be advised. A criminal has been spotted in your area. The suspect has been identified as the notorious thief, self-named ‘Cookie’. She has been charged with multiple accounts from breaking and entering, theft, and public indecency. If you see a 4 foot 2 Zigzagoon woman, do not speak with her. She will use her charms and silver tongue against you. Call the authorities immediately. And do not, I repeat, do not attempt to arrest this woman on your own.”

It would be wise to listen to these sort of reports. But as is stands, when a highly skilled thief is really only after sex and a snack, might as well let her indulge, right? How much harm is she really causing?