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It IS Flight/Air-Control. "Houston, we have a problem" is usually the common sentence after a strange occurrence in space. A strange occurrence in an airplane (or in this case on an airplane) would be "Flight/Air-Control, we have a problem".
Beepmaster said: It IS Flight/Air-Control. "Houston, we have a problem" is usually the common sentence after a strange occurrence in space. A strange occurrence in an airplane (or in this case on an airplane) would be "Flight/Air-Control, we have a problem".
Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, we are in for a clear flight tonight, the ride will be partly smooth and interference will most likely be none, we advise you to keep the seat-belts on if you decide not to leave your seats, due to the fact that there is a winged couple having sex on the airplanes front window, wich could lead to the flight to get a tad bumpy, as for the landing it all depends on if the window will be stained or not. The time of our arrivial will be about 23:00pm. This flight will take up to 2-4 hours depending on if the weather will change. Drinks and Food will be served along the way. as well do we point out to our item inventory, a list can be found in the pockets on the back of the seats in front of you. We hope you will enjoy your trip and thank you for flying with Furflight.
"New York tower, Furflight 9104 with you. Be advised landing will be under IFR with ILS approach. We acknowledge weather report as clear with unlimited visibility. However, we seem to have a pair of flyers having sex in front of the cockpit window hampering forward visibility."
the pilot was distracted by the boobs XD *television broadcast* this just in we are reporting there has been a recent crash due to a winged couple having sex on the windshield of the plan details at nine and on other news turns out viagra, a condom and roofies work really really well....
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TwilightSparkle
MemberHoustton, we have a problem, a sexy problem X]
Narji
MemberThat is an Airplane. So would it not be Air-Control, or Flight-Control? And not Houstton which sends austronauts to space?
TwilightSparkle
Member!? ^~^
pascat
Member<Pilot> "Too much jizz in the windows, we're gonna have to land blind!"
Beepmaster
MemberIt IS Flight/Air-Control. "Houston, we have a problem" is usually the common sentence after a strange occurrence in space. A strange occurrence in an airplane (or in this case on an airplane) would be "Flight/Air-Control, we have a problem".
TwilightSparkle
MemberAcknowledged :D
Chaostails
MemberThis reminds me of the begging of Saints Row: The Third.
OmarTrader
Membergetting technical are we?
dutyscott
Memberyou okay with me now
Narji
MemberNope just saying that houstton is not who they should contact for problems with an airplane. XD
Mr.compass
MemberGood Evening ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, we are in for a clear flight tonight, the ride will be partly smooth and interference will most likely be none, we advise you to keep the seat-belts on if you decide not to leave your seats, due to the fact that there is a winged couple having sex on the airplanes front window, wich could lead to the flight to get a tad bumpy, as for the landing it all depends on if the window will be stained or not. The time of our arrivial will be about 23:00pm. This flight will take up to 2-4 hours depending on if the weather will change.
Drinks and Food will be served along the way. as well do we point out to our item inventory, a list can be found in the pockets on the back of the seats in front of you.
We hope you will enjoy your trip and thank you for flying with Furflight.
MikaKyubi
Member"New York tower, Furflight 9104 with you. Be advised landing will be under IFR with ILS approach. We acknowledge weather report as clear with unlimited visibility. However, we seem to have a pair of flyers having sex in front of the cockpit window hampering forward visibility."
Vriska Serket
Memberis that artica sparkle with wings O: sexy x3
Vriska Serket
Memberthe pilot was distracted by the boobs XD *television broadcast* this just in we are reporting there has been a recent crash due to a winged couple having sex on the windshield of the plan details at nine and on other news turns out viagra, a condom and roofies work really really well....
redwolf91
Member"ground control this is tera tango flight 935, we need an assited landing prosedure, we've got some......turbulance...."
samus
Memberthose lucky pilots
dragonlover91
MemberMile high club anyone?
user 46342
MemberCaptain's journal. Star date...
Beaktooth
MemberQuick, turn off the TCAS (radar) before they both get sterilized by RF radiation ;}
Eldroxyl
MemberThe "Being watched" tag sounds kind of creepy
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