I can just imagine all the dirty things I'd do with you...

Like clean up the basement, its a mess and I need help clearing it out

Binagon said:
I can just imagine all the dirty things I'd do with you...

Like clean up the basement, its a mess and I need help clearing it out

phew... at least you're not into dirty hand holding

unusualmatias said:
phew... at least you're not into dirty hand holding

You sicko

Anon_e-moose said:
You sicko

You think that's bad? I would hug her!

SoldierBoyXIII said:
You think that's bad? I would hug her!

_gasp

This lewd comment section >3>'

Look at you vanilla pansies. You know what would be really sick and twisted? I would take her out on a date where I'd treat her to a nice dinner and have a conversation with her while we ate and have a good time learning about each other. Then maybe if we had time I'd take her to see a movie. We might even kiss. If she doesn't want to do it, then I'll just have to accept her decision and respect her boudaries. After that I'll walk her home and wish her a good night. But if I'm really feeling it, and I mean really feeling it, I will tell her that I love her, and ask her to marry me. Then she will be all mine.

FireMageBraixen said:
Look at you vanilla pansies. You know what would be really sick and twisted? I would take her out on a date where I'd treat her to a nice dinner and have a conversation with her while we ate and have a good time learning about each other. Then maybe if we had time I'd take her to see a movie. We might even kiss. If she doesn't want to do it, then I'll just have to accept her decision and respect her boudaries. After that I'll walk her home and wish her a good night. But if I'm really feeling it, and I mean really feeling it, I will tell her that I love her, and ask her to marry me. Then she will be all mine.

Oh good god 😱

FireMageBraixen said:
Look at you vanilla pansies. You know what would be really sick and twisted? I would take her out on a date where I'd treat her to a nice dinner and have a conversation with her while we ate and have a good time learning about each other. Then maybe if we had time I'd take her to see a movie. We might even kiss. If she doesn't want to do it, then I'll just have to accept her decision and respect her boudaries. After that I'll walk her home and wish her a good night. But if I'm really feeling it, and I mean really feeling it, I will tell her that I love her, and ask her to marry me. Then she will be all mine.

How horrifically wholesome!

Had to favourite simply for the comments!

NotAPerv~ said:
Had to favourite simply for the comments!

I had no idea it would spiral out like that. Have a created a monster or something beautiful?

SoldierBoyXIII said:
I had no idea it would spiral out like that. Have a created a monster or something beautiful?

The latter.

Give me your clothes.

lixix said:
Give me your clothes.

your boots, and your motorcycle

firemagebraixen said:
Look at you vanilla pansies. You know what would be really sick and twisted? I would take her out on a date where I'd treat her to a nice dinner and have a conversation with her while we ate and have a good time learning about each other. Then maybe if we had time I'd take her to see a movie. We might even kiss. If she doesn't want to do it, then I'll just have to accept her decision and respect her boudaries. After that I'll walk her home and wish her a good night. But if I'm really feeling it, and I mean really feeling it, I will tell her that I love her, and ask her to marry me. Then she will be all mine.

Nobody:
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Those are some seriously big Honker wonker doinky boinkles (dont ask i just copy and pasted it)