*Rips own face off* "Is that better?"

Hey.
If he wants to wear the chicken hat during sex, let him!
In other news: Always wrap it up. Unless like, you're planning to have kids with them or something.

You gotta wrap it before you tap it.

JadePrime said:
In other news: Always wrap it up. Unless like, you're planning to have kids with them or something.

I know what you mean. Now I have to pay child support to a friggin' bird.

Sorry girl: no glove, no love

https://youtu.be/Clr4klhLl4k

heheh...NO

newbkitteh said:
*Rips own face off* "Is that better?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2tkdcu/the_absolute_most_hilarious_thing_to_come_out_of/

The dude's penis looks human. If he's not a member of her own species (or, at least, a similar species), then this command makes perfect sense, as there's no risk of pregnancy because their reproductive systems wouldn't be compatible. It's also likely that, even if either of them had a sexually transmitted disease, the species gap might prevent it from hopping over to the other - there's plenty of animal diseases IRL that are harmless to humans, and vice versa.

In conclusion, bird lady knows what she's doing. You should listen to bird lady.

panzerdancer said:
The dude's penis looks human. If he's not a member of her own species (or, at least, a similar species), then this command makes perfect sense, as there's no risk of pregnancy because their reproductive systems wouldn't be compatible. It's also likely that, even if either of them had a sexually transmitted disease, the species gap might prevent it from hopping over to the other - there's plenty of animal diseases IRL that are harmless to humans, and vice versa.

In conclusion, bird lady knows what she's doing. You should listen to bird lady.

...Species gap wouldn't prevent it from hopping lol.
We know this from real life because we've had disease stemming from zoophiles who thought it was a grand idea to fuck wild animals.

No rubber, no love.

panzerdancer said:
The dude's penis looks human. If he's not a member of her own species (or, at least, a similar species), then this command makes perfect sense, as there's no risk of pregnancy because their reproductive systems wouldn't be compatible. It's also likely that, even if either of them had a sexually transmitted disease, the species gap might prevent it from hopping over to the other - there's plenty of animal diseases IRL that are harmless to humans, and vice versa.

In conclusion, bird lady knows what she's doing. You should listen to bird lady.

Agreed