artz, fan character, kuroodod, and sam (oversexed eeveelutions and etc) created by kuroodod
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  • "Why knot?"

    "Because both of us getting knotted at the same time would require violating basic precepts of physics by forcing our comically oversized hips to occupy the same space at the same time, possibly causing the thiccness to be compressed into infinite density producing a black hole that would kill us all.

    "Or our balls would touch. Which would be gay. Which would be WORSE!"

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  • Galma said:
    Knot funny >:C

    Slug_cat said:

    You're right that should KNOT have been added

    CocoaPowder said:
    What do you call it when you’re banging your woman?

    “knot my problem”

    CandleJake said:
    "Why knot?"

    "Because both of us getting knotted at the same time would require violating basic precepts of physics by forcing our comically oversized hips to occupy the same space at the same time, possibly causing the thiccness to be compressed into infinite density producing a black hole that would kill us all.

    "Or our balls would touch. Which would be gay. Which would be WORSE!"

    unknown_scientist said:
    Oh come on these puns are REALLY necessary, otherwise it'll be all for knot!

    SilverSamTM said:
    Because why knot.

    ShamelessFox said:
    Why knot?

    Dudem_8694 said:
    It’s knot funny guys

    you practically raped the word, guys >_>

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  • tuna123 said:
    spank the "knot" out of you

    This is like when you spank a canine but it turns out he's a masochist so it makes him horny and his knot comes out of his sheath.

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  • CandleJake said:
    This is like when you spank a canine but it turns out he's a masochist so it makes him horny and his knot comes out of his sheath.

    That's knot how they work.

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  • ShamelessFox said:
    well I don't see why knot you can't spank me :)

    oh yeah? willing and guilty! then we are going to do it like this

    1: tie a bug slapper to fan of a ventilator.

    2: get butt-naked

    3: bend over the ventilator in a way that bug slapper will slap your but upside down when you start the ventilator.

    4: start the ventilator.

    5: profit.

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  • tuna123 said:
    oh yeah? willing and guilty! then we are going to do it like this

    1: tie a bug slapper to fan of a ventilator.

    2: get butt-naked

    3: bend over the ventilator in a way that bug slapper will slap your but upside down when you start the ventilator.

    4: start the ventilator.

    5: profit.

    well I don't see why knot lets do it

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  • Kuroodood: but you can not knaut!

    Artz: not knaut?

    Sam: who's there?

    Artz: sam!

    Sams: sam who?

    Artz: sam i swear to god!

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  • Waw said:
    Kuroodood: but you can not knaut!

    Artz: not knaut?

    Sam: who's there?

    Artz: sam!

    Sams: sam who?

    Artz: sam i swear to god!

    W h y c a n I o n l y l i k e o n c e

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  • CandleJake said:
    "Why knot?"

    "Because both of us getting knotted at the same time would require violating basic precepts of physics by forcing our comically oversized hips to occupy the same space at the same time, possibly causing the thiccness to be compressed into infinite density producing a black hole that would kill us all.

    "Or our balls would touch. Which would be gay. Which would be WORSE!"

    It would KNOT be worse.

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  • tuna123 said:
    mark my words, i am going to find you and spank the "knot" out of you

    shamelessfox said:
    well I don't see why knot you can't spank me :)

    tuna123 said:
    oh yeah? willing and guilty! then we are going to do it like this

    1: tie a bug slapper to fan of a ventilator.

    2: get butt-naked

    3: bend over the ventilator in a way that bug slapper will slap your but upside down when you start the ventilator.

    4: start the ventilator.

    5: profit.

    shamelessfox said:
    well I don't see why knot lets do it

    Please can we knot cause violence and just enjoy the comic thing

    *badum tiss*

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