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Galma
MemberKnot funny >:C
Slug cat
MemberYou're right that should KNOT have been added
CocoaPowder
MemberWhat do you call it when you’re banging your woman?
“knot my problem”
CandleJake
Blocked"Why knot?"
"Because both of us getting knotted at the same time would require violating basic precepts of physics by forcing our comically oversized hips to occupy the same space at the same time, possibly causing the thiccness to be compressed into infinite density producing a black hole that would kill us all.
"Or our balls would touch. Which would be gay. Which would be WORSE!"
Unknown Scientist
MemberOh come on these puns are REALLY necessary, otherwise it'll be all for knot!
Pansol
MemberBecause why knot.
UninspiredJigglypuff
MemberNow's knot the time for puns!
houseofire
MemberImma be original and make a pokemon pun *clears throat*
Wynaut make a sex pun?
PunsAndBuns
MemberCan we stop with the puns? They're knot funny.
Data
MemberNothing kills a boner like an annoyed groan or a giggle fit.
TheLoneBit
Memberpost #1663931
user 398214
MemberWhy knot?
Dudem 8694
MemberIt’s knot funny guys
tuna123
Memberyou practically raped the word, guys >_>
Dudem 8694
MemberYour welcome
user 398214
MemberWe raped it cuz why knot
tuna123
Member*groan*
user 398214
MemberDid you groan cuz why knot?
tuna123
Membermark my words, i am going to find you and spank the "knot" out of you
CandleJake
BlockedThis is like when you spank a canine but it turns out he's a masochist so it makes him horny and his knot comes out of his sheath.
Data
MemberThat's knot how they work.
user 398214
Memberwell I don't see why knot you can't spank me :)
tuna123
Memberoh yeah? willing and guilty! then we are going to do it like this
1: tie a bug slapper to fan of a ventilator.
2: get butt-naked
3: bend over the ventilator in a way that bug slapper will slap your but upside down when you start the ventilator.
4: start the ventilator.
5: profit.user 398214
Memberwell I don't see why knot lets do it
KulauTheCat
MemberKnot my audience
Darkrio
MemberConsidering Sam is bi, I don't think that bothers him.
Waw
MemberKuroodood: but you can not knaut!
Artz: not knaut?
Sam: who's there?
Artz: sam!
Sams: sam who?
Artz: sam i swear to god!
Purogang
MemberKnot funny, didnt laugh
AnonVee
MemberW h y c a n I o n l y l i k e o n c e
Mosfet
MemberIm knot gonna wait f....
Mosfet
MemberIt would KNOT be worse.
An Akward Fellow
Member"How about another joke Murray?"
Funkyy
Memberover a year, and knot jokes are still being hacked out at this post.
JohnSmithEndeavour
MemberHmm I think knot.
LukesFunni idiocy
MemberPlease can we knot cause violence and just enjoy the comic thing
*badum tiss*
Fluuffyraptor
Member(You have reached the hourly limit for this action)
ME:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
An Akward Fellow
MemberSome pepole does "Knot" have creativity
4D footlong
MemberCumedy
LordDio
MemberWhy knot make it two?
Annoying Dog Person
MemberWhy knot continue this legacy?
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