Oh come on, why wear clothes at all!?

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　じしf_,)ノ Waffles sez NO!

'cause it's cold out. >>;

Makes me think of Frank Lentini.

Walks in the park, the changing leaves.... the wind on your cock... Oh those brisk fall afternoons

Kaze_Silver said:
'cause it's cold out. >>;

Yeah and the only thing ain't covered in thick fur is hanging out. Try again. :3

Just another day in Gideonville.

Is this... Parody art? I can't fucking tell, damnit.

Purple said:
Yeah and the only thing ain't covered in thick fur is hanging out. Try again. :3

he felt like it besides does it look like he can fit that in his pants?

lol, only in the furry fandom

It's winter,

Kaze_Silver said:
'cause it's cold out. >>;

If it's cold out, why hasn't his balls shrunk?

ggreen7295 said:
It's winter, If it's cold out, why hasn't his balls shrunk?

They have. You forget that this is Gideon.

If my cock was that big, I'd certainly walk around in public like that.

I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CITY STREETS...

You leave the barn door open open and the horse gets out.

Mommy why does that guy over ther have two tails?

>huge dick
>smoking

I don't think so, Dave

I'm just taking a leisurely stroll..

Uncommondoor said:
If my cock was that big, I'd certainly walk around in public like that.

If I had a cock that big I would buy it and my balls a cozzy to keep warm with. :(

left_4_lol said:
Mommy why does that guy over ther have two tails?

o gawd rofl!! +5 internetz for you buddy xD (btw wtf are internetz?) You just made my day

He even has "the balls" to smoke.

Uncommondoor said:
If my cock was that big, I'd certainly walk around in public like that.

If your cock was that big, you'd die trying to get hard. Science. Something furries haven't discovered yet.

FoxyMoxy said:
If I had a cock that big I would buy it and my balls a cozzy to keep warm with. :(

I'm just wondering why he hasn't had his jeans altered so he can at least do the top button up. They're gonna fall down and need hauling back up every twenty steps.

Uncommondoor said:
If my cock was that big, I'd certainly walk around in public like that.

Apart from what KumeWolf said, not only would you simply pass out (having a cock like that would make you never even want sex) but you would most likely be arrested for public indecency.

KumeWolf said:
If your cock was that big, you'd die trying to get hard. Science. Something furries haven't discovered yet.

Or simply don't need because it's fictional?

Furmillionaire said:
>huge dick
>smoking

I don't think so, Dave

You're implying there is a correlation between smoking and cock size?

ggreen7295 said:
It's winter, If it's cold out, why hasn't his balls shrunk?

You're implying your balls shrink in size when cold?

eddy_hitler said:
I'm just wondering why he hasn't had his jeans altered so he can at least do the top button up. They're gonna fall down and need hauling back up every twenty steps.

You're implying that those skin-tight jeans are going anywhere?

This is the stupidest motherfucking thing I have ever seen in my life and I'm not surprised at all because I've seen the exact same thing a million times before.
AlGoreInternet.png

Captain_Chronic said:
This is the stupidest motherfucking thing I have ever seen in my life and I'm not surprised at all because I've seen the exact same thing a million times before.
AlGoreInternet.png

There are two things I have to say about your statement. First I'd like to point out that "stupidest" is not a word. Dumbest would fit perfectly in that same area without having an issue with the grammar police. Second thing is that if you've seen "the exact same thing a million times before." are they the "stupidest motherfucking thing" that you've ever seen as well, or is this just the worst of all the millions?

The international law of grammatical correctitude:
If someone is correcting your grammar, they either
A. Don't have any point to make, so they resort to yours
2. Are a common troll
- Are actually so obsessed with grammatical accuracy that any argument with them will quickly degenerate into a septic cesspit of convoluted pedestal syndrome that would put the greatest bureaucracy to shame.

And yes, it's the stupidest motherfucking thing I've ever seen in my life in the past five minutes. I just saw a trap trying to seduce a pastor so I guess it's been trumped for now.

Charrax said:
I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CITY STREETS...

Would you like the latest energy drink? Run faster jump higher. :3

I'm surprised he hasnt fainted from all that blood loss to his cock.

cya159 said:
Would you like the latest energy drink? Run faster jump higher. :3

Man, I ain't gonna let you poison me!

Surprised no one said this yet but...he's doin it like a boss

shadeslayer2 said:
I'm surprised he hasnt fainted from all that blood loss to his cock.

Of cause he did! Look at him he's all blue...

Vageta, what does the scouter say about his cock-level?
[hope i spelled the name right :c]

Atani said:
You're implying there is a correlation between smoking and cock size?

You're implying your balls shrink in size when cold?

You're implying that those skin-tight jeans are going anywhere?

Can't get enough of that word (implying) can you?

Gideon - He literally has no concept of subtlety. At all.

therabbidwanker said:
Gideon - He literally has no concept of subtlety. At all.

Oh he has a sense... he just prefers not to use it... At all.

Can I have a fast of ur meat!?

ggreen7295 said:
It's winter, If it's cold out, why hasn't his balls shrunk?

Maybe they have..

Captain_Chronic said:
The international law of grammatical correctitude:
If someone is correcting your grammar, they either
A. Don't have any point to make, so they resort to yours
2. Are a common troll
- Are actually so obsessed with grammatical accuracy that any argument with them will quickly degenerate into a septic cesspit of convoluted pedestal syndrome that would put the greatest bureaucracy to shame.

And yes, it's the stupidest motherfucking thing I've ever seen in my life in the past five minutes. I just saw a trap trying to seduce a pastor so I guess it's been trumped for now.

Being a Grammar Nazi, I feel the need to interject on behalf of myself and others like me.

There is a certain sub-population of the internet who grew up reading books and periodicals, not blogs and posts. Many of us take great joy from reading, and as you may imagine, great pain from reading something that is poorly written or not properly thought out.

Imagine you walk to work and one of your neighbours is in the habit of leaving tacks, screws, and broken glass on the pavement you walk on to get to work. You could ignore it, but out of consideration for others you might kindly ask him to clean up after himself, or perhaps simply not leave his rubbish in the public area.

Sure, he may be a wanker and throw more of his rubbish out on the walk out of spite, but being full of love for humanity I tend to believe that he'd scrape his leavings into the bin and apologize for his mistake. None harmed, none sore.

Imagine now that most everyone on your way to work has taken to dumping their rubbish on the pavement, so in the interest of arriving to work in a timely manner, you ignore most of it. Every now and then, however, you have to work your way through a heap of leavings so odious, that simply approaching it leaves a foul taste in your mouth, and the process of getting through it fatigues you and diminishes your enjoyment of the rest of the stroll to work. As a responsible citizen, wouldn't you take the time to help the responsible person learn how to manage their waste so as not to create a hazard? At the very least, if you approach him about the issue and he's a real fucker about it, wouldn't it be your civic duty to kick all seventeen shades of dog-shit out of that person?

I don't mean to troll or offend, I just think that if we all take a moment to compose our thoughts in a meaningful manner, we might just manage to string together a thing or two worth reading.

tl;dr
Bad writing is physically painful for people of my ilk to read. Be a good neighbour and put your rubbish where it goes. If you don't, a pack of wild dogs will eat your children and bake brownies on your good rug.

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Purple said:
Oh come on, why wear clothes at all!?

fashion, duh. Look at them skinny jeans, yo.

Just great^^ Absolut sweet!!^^

by his hair facial expression & shoes, hes a douche

FoxyMoxy said:
If I had a cock that big I would buy it and my balls a cozzy to keep warm with. :(

You might want to buy a side car for your balls when walking down the street then. I imagine at that size they are ridiculously heavy.

"Nothing to see here just taking my dick for a walk"

ProgOtter said:
There's nothing objectively wrong with using "stupidest." It is a word.

Exactly. Here is an example:
"This is the stupidest guy." or,
"He doesn't know that stupidest is an actual word."

shadeslayer2 said:
I'm surprised he hasnt fainted from all that blood loss to his cock.

KumeWolf said:
If your cock was that big, you'd die trying to get hard. Science. Something furries haven't discovered yet.

He's been living with that monster dick for quite a long time - we can assume he grew up with it, in fact, at least since puberty if not before. It's entirely possible his body has produced a perfectly adequate amount of blood to keep both it and the rest of his body happy. That's probably why it never goes completely flaccid, and is about the same length and girth when fully erect - the change in volume isn't so much more than would be needed for someone with an otherwise large, but normal-range dick to go from fully flaccid to painfully erect. Say, maybe even as much as a pint, as if you'd just been a blood donor or something.

Really, I'd be more bothered about his resting blood pressure, as it's quite possible he's even got a surplus volume when "flaccid" rather than a deficit when aroused. Or maybe swings between both extremes.

Atani said:
You're implying that those skin-tight jeans are going anywhere?

If you're able to actually remove them at all, then there's a possibility they may slip, most particularly when undone as they are here. I still maintain that he's wearing the wrong trousers on purpose just to be a friggin hipster, as it wouldn't be too difficult to get them adjusted or even some specially made - or if nothing else, a goddamned belt - that would allow you to do up the waistband even if you couldn't fit your oversized cock inside and instead had to resort to, e.g. a RHCP style cock-sock.

Besides they're certainly not skintight all the way down, unless he has some very strange shins and ankles.

KumeWolf said:
Science. Something that doesn't apply to furries.

FTFY

cya159 said:
Would you like the latest energy drink? Run faster jump higher. :3

Lister said:
Man, I ain't gonna let you poison me!

I'm AN ADULT. MAAAAAAAN.

It looks cold out, he should wear a big ol sock on that thing.

GreasyI said:
It looks cold out, he should wear a big ol sock on that thing.

☆ Cock Sock!® ☆

Sharrax said:
I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CITY STREETS...

Singing do my dilly dilly dum dilly do?

Eskir said:
Or simply don't need because it's fictional?

As the internet is famous for... Magic!

He'd better be careful. One powerful gust and he'll balltap himself.

Is there a direct link to the source for this?

churusaa said:
Words multiplied by infinity

So basically, what you're trying to say is that your drama gland is in overdrive to the fucking maximum, to the point that you actually believe seeing symbols in the wrong order or missing from the appropriate place causes you pain? shaym on ur tortrued sole yuo pour littel creetchur

Good ol' tubecock.

Making my way downtown.

SeeThrough said:
Vageta, what does the scouter say about his cock-level?
[hope i spelled the name right :c]

It's over nine-thousand........and 1. What? I couldn't resist.

Priapus?

How has no one thought of this yet? Lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oM7Xycnwg

wow someone who actually does have big ten-pound balls

Walk in the club like what up?

LapsusHominum said:
Walk in the club like what up?

Nothing much. Just chillin.............and by the way, holy sh*t, what is wrong with your crotch!!!

KrystalWoW said:
There are two things I have to say about your statement. First I'd like to point out that "stupidest" is not a word. Dumbest would fit perfectly in that same area without having an issue with the grammar police. Second thing is that if you've seen "the exact same thing a million times before." are they the "stupidest motherfucking thing" that you've ever seen as well, or is this just the worst of all the millions?

ProgOtter said:
There's nothing objectively wrong with using "stupidest." It is a word.

♂WaterDrake♂ said:
Exactly. Here is an example:
"This is the stupidest guy." or,
"He doesn't know that stupidest is an actual word."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stupidest
do your research instead of speculating
gawd

"I swear, doctor, it was just an itch at first!"

Furry Priapus. Of course.

ggreen7295 said:
It's winter, If it's cold out, why hasn't his balls shrunk?

He's got balls of steel

churusaa said:
Being a Grammar Nazi, I feel the need to interject on behalf of myself and others like me.

There is a certain sub-population of the internet who grew up reading books and periodicals, not blogs and posts. Many of us take great joy from reading, and as you may imagine, great pain from reading something that is poorly written or not properly thought out.

Imagine you walk to work and one of your neighbours is in the habit of leaving tacks, screws, and broken glass on the pavement you walk on to get to work. You could ignore it, but out of consideration for others you might kindly ask him to clean up after himself, or perhaps simply not leave his rubbish in the public area.

Sure, he may be a wanker and throw more of his rubbish out on the walk out of spite, but being full of love for humanity I tend to believe that he'd scrape his leavings into the bin and apologize for his mistake. None harmed, none sore.

Imagine now that most everyone on your way to work has taken to dumping their rubbish on the pavement, so in the interest of arriving to work in a timely manner, you ignore most of it. Every now and then, however, you have to work your way through a heap of leavings so odious, that simply approaching it leaves a foul taste in your mouth, and the process of getting through it fatigues you and diminishes your enjoyment of the rest of the stroll to work. As a responsible citizen, wouldn't you take the time to help the responsible person learn how to manage their waste so as not to create a hazard? At the very least, if you approach him about the issue and he's a real fucker about it, wouldn't it be your civic duty to kick all seventeen shades of dog-shit out of that person?

I don't mean to troll or offend, I just think that if we all take a moment to compose our thoughts in a meaningful manner, we might just manage to string together a thing or two worth reading.

tl;dr
Bad writing is physically painful for people of my ilk to read. Be a good neighbour and put your rubbish where it goes. If you don't, a pack of wild dogs will eat your children and bake brownies on your good rug.

You.. You waste too much time on the internet.

wow picture
so edgy
big penis
cool guy
wow

And then came flying towards his crotch, a soccer ball travelling at 60 miles an hour....

The streets were quiet.... until

Recalibar said:
wow picture
so edgy
big penis
cool guy
wow

People had this down to an art, they had this perfected. But then randies started picking it up and just ruining it.

eddy_hitler said:
I'm just wondering why he hasn't had his jeans altered so he can at least do the top button up. They're gonna fall down and need hauling back up every twenty steps.

Nah, he's probably got a strap or a hole in the back where his tail can fit and that should hold 'em up just fine.

Da_Magicks! said:
Priapus?

I figured that some culture had a god of penis, thanks.

This picture basically speaks for the internet as a whole. One of the best gideon pics for the wrong reasons.

Casually walking down the street like that, there are children around. I'm calling the cops.

I need to quote the parody rap group known as Wanking the Cadaver

"I'm gay like Mr. Bean
I'm not exactly sure if that dude is gay or not
But he walks like he's got a dinosaur cock"

Lister said:
Man, I ain't gonna let you poison me!

I THREW IT ON THA GROOOOOOUUUNND!

Swag

Captain_Chronic said:
The international law of grammatical correctitude:
If someone is correcting your grammar, they either
A. Don't have any point to make, so they resort to yours
2. Are a common troll
- Are actually so obsessed with grammatical accuracy that any argument with them will quickly degenerate into a septic cesspit of convoluted pedestal syndrome that would put the greatest bureaucracy to shame.

Greatest comment ever.

KumeWolf said:
If your cock was that big, you'd die trying to get hard. Science. Something furries haven't discovered yet.

Funny, I haven't heard of a scientific study that tested whether erections were possible at 16+ inches.

And this isn't even a human depicted. An organism that has evolved to possess such a large penis could also evolve a means by which to sustain it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDLUeQ0jols

dont mind me - im just HANGING AROUND

Mmm ladies ~

Walk into the club, like what up, I got a big cock

Who's dick is this a bigger version of?

and people have said that he was the biggest dick of them all!

+1 Internet ;-)

Is it weird that I think this is hot?