"Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie."

"Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter."

Seems legit

And soon the valient knight has fallen like so many before him... to 3 half breed kids and child support claims

PUSSY TREASURE PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)

Ah, the true Cave of Wonders.

"Aw shit, here we go again"

Dare ye enter the cavernous void within, Sir Hero?

Scaglietti said:
"Aw shit, here we go again"

i know this meme ..

:3

He didn’t roll a very good Perception roll.

Oh no! I hope i dont “accidentally” wander into a treasure-filled pussy cave!

pick just the treasure lying on the steps
run like hell
???
profit

JacWebb said:
"Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie."

"Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter."

What a blast from the past

Ok. What the fuck?

JacWebb said:
"Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie."

"Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter."

YOUR THE BANANA KING CHARLIE

Spelunking!

The real treasure is not the gold and jewels,

It's the vagina itself.

Yea but the "journey" is the true treasure

Vanilla_Mouse said:
The real treasure is not the gold and jewels,

It's the vagina itself.

Facts

Its a trap, but You dont Care

The question marks show that he doesn't understand why she's predending to be a cave. He would've gladly explored the cave either way and therefore he'll gladly play his role of an "unknowing" explorer

I need more like this

okmaster said:
And soon the valient knight has fallen like so many before him... to 3 half breed kids and child support claims

That's just golden

plot twist, he goes in the ass