asotil and imperial guard (you like krabby patties dont you squidward (meme) and etc) created by roly
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request for behemotho behemotho

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  • CrevanOirbheartach said:
    You have my ear, citizen.

    You have engrained this image into my head for whenever I hear that line again.
    And I have to thank you.

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  • Actini said:
    You have engrained this image into my head for whenever I hear that line again.
    And I have to thank you.

    You're very welcome, my friend. Thanks to image boards, the internet has warped the way I view every aspect of that game, from characters in the imperial city to ayelid ruins.

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  • "Hey, conjurer! Teehee, why don't you...pffft...conjure me up a...heeheeha...nice...*snicker*...warm...bed. Bwhahahaaaa!"

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  • Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve you're sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit.

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  • Drpwnder said:
    Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve you're sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit.

    Stop! You've violated my mother! Pay the court a fine or derp you're sentence. You're stolen rupees are now forfeit.

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  • Guard: *Raises hand* No loligagging.
    Pedobear: Goddammit... I liked it better in the Imperial City, no rules against gagging lolis...

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  • Vaan said:
    Guard: *Raises hand* No loligagging.
    Pedobear: Goddammit... I liked it better in the Imperial City, no rules against gagging lolis...

    >The joke xD

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  • I bet he's goot an arrow fetish, has silky embroidered kneepads on under his armor, and is thinking about all the arrows he has thrown on his bed even now.

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  • Ok, I'm going to get all of the retard out of my head... here goes.
    "You like dragons, don't you Dovakhin?"
    "Trouble?"
    "Let me guess..... someone stole your sweetroll?"

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  • Drpwnder said:
    Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve you're sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit.

    Resist arrest < (obvious choice)

    Kills guard and everyone in town.

    Loads save.

    Pretty much what happens every time.

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  • Drpwnder said:
    Stop! You've violated my mother! Pay the court a fine or derp you're sentence. You're stolen rupees are now forfeit.

    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You've violated my mother, ruined my sister, I...WILL...DESTROY YOU!

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  • YCde_dragon said:
    yo dog i heard you like taking arrows to the kneee so we put an arrow in your knee so you can be a guard too

    NEGATIVE INTERNETS FOR YOU

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  • The_Archangel said:
    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You've violated my mother, ruined my sister, I...WILL...DESTROY YOU!

    yes I did

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  • Daneasaur said:
    I totally am reading all these lines in Spongebob's voice >:3

    Help! I'm dying from laughing soo hard!

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  • Hivemind said:
    Stop! You've violated my mother! Pay the court a fine or derp you're sentence. You're stolen rupees are now forfeit.

    I didn't violate your ugly-ass mama, you fuckbrain. I VIOLATED YO SISTA IN EVERY WAY FUCKIN POSSIBLE, YOU FUCKIN CUNT!!!!

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  • Sparty said:
    You like haveing my ear, don't you citizen?

    I'm going to kill Mike Tyson with a piece of Tyson chicken from KFC.

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  • Hivemind said:
    Stop! You've violated my mother! Pay the court a fine or derp you're sentence. You're stolen rupees are now forfeit.

    STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED MY MOTHER!

    *snicker*

    YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

    "giggle"

    I WILL DESTORY YOU!

    *more giggling*

    *guard goes super saiyan*

    *yelp*

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  • Hivemind said:
    Stop! You've violated my mother! Pay the court a fine or derp you're sentence. You're stolen rupees are now forfeit.

    you are stolen rupees and are now forfeit

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  • eightynine said:
    You have engrained this image into my head for whenever I hear that line again.
    And I have to thank you.

    The old english version of hear me out

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  • "How about you; do you find it... risible?

    When I say the name....

    BIGGUS...

    *snicker*

    ...

    DICKUS!!!?"

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