This is unbelievably hot for some reason.

Black_cock *Nod*

Rykan said:
Black_cock *Nod*

Indeed

this makes me want to paw off on a slip'n'slide and see if it works.

scriffer said:
this makes me want to paw off on a slip'n'slide and see if it works.

Let me know how it turned out after the fifth or so bucket-full and you're all shriveled up down there.

note to self: avoid those whos penises look like broken off snickers bars

rom_doggerel said:
note to self: avoid those whos penises look like broken off snickers bars

Idiot, it's called a dog penis.

Roguefever said:
Idiot, it's called a dog penis.

And it's also called fucking terrible.

IJustBurst said:
And it's also called fucking terrible.

that reminds me of your mom

a "your mom" joke? god, i love originality. i can really tell you tried hard with that insult, and gave it your best try. where did you hear that one? personally, i learned that joke when i was eight. but, you know, that was 17 yrs. ago. over that time period, i kind of, you know, grew up, something you obviously havent done yet. so sad.

Gotta love when people reply to old comments that obviously nobody cares about anymore.

rom_doggerel said:
note to self: avoid those whos penises look like broken off snickers bars

*since somebody else dragged this back to the top*

Unless you plan to start fucking dogs any time soon, I don't think you have to worry about snicker bar penises.

IronPanther said:
Gotta love when people reply to old comments that obviously nobody cares about anymore.

Indeed.