Leafeon

Sylveon

Umbreon is great bc average size, nice girth, but imagine waking up and turning around to see fuckin glowstick dick lighting up the room in the middle of the night

Espeon

Nidoqueen

Whose head takes up THAT much of their dick tho

Espeon

A kaleidoscope of cocks, wew laddie.

Finneon

Mudkip

SYLVEON: 8.25in (21cm)

Now of course all this makes jokes about Poke'balls and so on, hilarious.

Vaporeon ;w;

Jolteon

Everyone knows Fire-Types have small dicks, come on

El de umbreon debería de ser el mas grande

Leafon

Literally right in the middle of leafeon and espeon.

Leafeon

Umbreon

Neat, actually reached flareon, though definitely not with that girth. Kind of had hoped sylveon, espeon or umbreon would be the biggest, but oh well.

Espeon

Sans

BenthekidRS said:
It asked you which EEVEELUTION you are.

aw jeez sorry i can't read

Umbreon

Jolteon

Eevee

Umbreon

I expected more "ya bro i'm totally a flareon! like even bigger than a flareon bruh" Also in between leafeon and espeon.

EinTheCorgi said:
I expected more "ya bro i'm totally a flareon! like even bigger than a flareon bruh" Also in between leafeon and espeon.

Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^•^)

I'm definitely a Sylveon.

Sylveon, surprisingly

Some dude going around down voting all those that are average or above lol.

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Dawn-Breaker said:
Looks like both my boyfriend and I are Umbreon

wait what?

Flame2121 said:
Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^•^)

well, I'm almost is Flareon

Espeon

Sylvia777 said:
well, I'm almost is Flareon

I'm just a tad bit over flareon not much like 9.2

Wanted to be Sylveon before I saw the measurements but it seems I'm Espeon instead... awe well so close!

In your chart I’m a flareon. But the personality of the sylveon is much more my style. Usually it’s a promise said but not kept though. Much to the wife’s enjoyment.

Sadly, glaceon on at exactly 4"

AoBird said:
Some dude going around down voting all those that are average or above lol.

I know lmfao

Sylveon should be on the bottom, c'mon now.

I'm seeing a lot of comments of above average but almost none of below average.

I'm sensing some dishonesty.

Umbreon

Blakethecat said:
Eevee...

I feel you bud

4" puts me right at Glaceon level. To be fair, HRT has made my dick shrink a little.

Jolteon

Leafeon :/

Definitely a Flareon

Umbreon

I'm an Umbreon :'D

between leafeon and espeon... but closer to leafeon

smh guess Im an Espeon

Goombafan333 said:
I'm seeing a lot of comments of above average but almost none of below average.

I'm sensing some dishonesty.

Why would you even participate unless you were at least a Jolteon lol did you even read the description?

EricIdle said:
Umbreon is great bc average size, nice girth, but imagine waking up and turning around to see fuckin glowstick dick lighting up the room in the middle of the night

Priceless mental image.

Flame2121 said:
Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^•^)

And me!

the new BuzzFeed article

Just under Umbreon.

Between Sylveon and Flareon.

Umbreon is the only one without any head details, go figure he's circumcized lmao.

Umreon for sure. Except for not glowing, it's almost an exact match.

glaceon and proud

Jolteon

HeyLookItsFNaFb said:
Sylveon, surprisingly

Lucky duck~

Espeon :D

well at least I got myself some self confidence by managing to be between espeon and sylveon. who knew that e621 would be the thing to boost my confidence in myself.

I see the 'no creepy comments' rule doesn't apply when talking about penis size. What a joke.

Umbreon

Ayy I’m my favourite Eeveelution (6.6).
Also calling bullshit on anyone who claims higher than Leafeon.

BobTheSkull said:
Ayy I’m my favourite Eeveelution (6.6).
Also calling bullshit on anyone who claims higher than Leafeon.

Is that a fucking Dresden Files reference in your name?
Of all places, I did not expect to see one here.

RabbitVibrator said:
I see the 'no creepy comments' rule doesn't apply when talking about penis size. What a joke.

People are typically just saying the names of pokemon. The content of the image doesn't matter, the comments themselves do, and since those comments aren't inherintly creepy no rule is being broken.

Goombafan333 said:
Is that a fucking Dresden Files reference in your name?
Of all places, I did not expect to see one here.

Hell yeah it is, still one of my favourite book series.

SecretSpy666 said:
Espeon

Espeon gang

SYLVEON

In my mind I'm a Jolteon but the ruler says Glaceon.

Sadly, I'm just a Jolteon however I'm honest compare to the rest of this fandom "I'm Leafeon/Espeon etc..." OBVIOUSLY...

eevee

espeon ;3

Rubys621 said:
Sadly, I'm just a Jolteon however I'm honest compare to the rest of this fandom "I'm Leafeon/Espeon etc..." OBVIOUSLY...

What? 2 Downvote? Would I have hurt your ego?

N/A c:

Espeon (7.3)

Umbreon

Leafeon

Jasmine_Sylvie said:
Eevee

joj said:
eevee

My dudes

Umbreon

Jolteon. Thicc Jolteon.

Umbreon

Leafeon gang!
snap me mkally22 if you wanna compare ;)

Espeon:3

No-Flex Flareon

Genetic Lottery :q

Wow I'm Jolteon I would have thought I was close to Umbreon 😝

Jolteon UwU

Vaporeon ;~;

Mine is eevee 😳

Warning

In my opinion, answearing with making a comment to this post could cause a neutral/negative record because being creepy

Wut would be inbetween leafeo and espeon?

Was an Espeon but I'm almost a Sylvion

Glaceon >~<

Sylveon, unfortunately.

below eevee owo

Leafeon

in between Espeon and Leafeon. But let's just say Espeon because it's my favorite eeveelution.

I'm just about Umbreon

Fluffy_Tail said:Glaceon~

hell yeah

Just below Slyveon. Dang, I wanted one with my exact number haha.

Espion, but I kinda wish I was an eevee, I find small kinda hot lol

Sylveon :3

Cut Umbreon I wish mine glowed like that though

Umbreon

eevee gang rise up (metaphorically)

Umbreon... Kinda boring being in the middle, wish i was small and cute

Are there any other charts like this?

Espeon

Espeon~!

I’m Vaporeon >w< Yus I know I’m small x3

Espeon UwU

Umbreon

Eevee. -w-

strawberry_medicine said:
Eevee. -w-

Awe don’t worry, personally I love small dicks!

uncut umbreon, discord is @Raivn#5687 if anyone wants to compare ;)

user_416797 said:
Vaporeon ;~;

you want to trade? my discord is Raivn#5687 or my telegram is raivn_5687

Im Leafeon

hard or soft?

thebestdoe said:
hard or soft?

I’m pretty sure the scale is for erect sizes. If they meant soft then I wouldn’t even be on the scale >w>

small dick lovers where u at

Wailord

Flareon. inb4 downvotes

almost exactly an eevvee, im gonna need one of those fire stones

I'm almost perfectly between leafeon and espeon

I came to this picture! ~w~

Glaceon~ <3 ^u^

Just between Leafeon and Espeon!

I'm about half of Eevee uwu

Sylveon

Eevee...

eevee, rip

Leafeon with a 0.5cm extra.

crocutacrouton said:
Flareon. inb4 downvotes

Prove it

almost bigger than an umbreon !

out of your friends, which are you?!?!?

jasmine_sylvie said:
I feel you bud

Same here.
And evee size

Barely behind of espeon I'm 7.3

thenamemame said:
Same here.
And evee size

seeing that there are other eevees makes me feel less alone... I was hoping to at least get glaceon since glaceon is my favorite. I guess my genes are really that lackluster.

mikuishot said:
out of your friends, which are you?!?!?

Best friend is leafeon just barely while i'm eevee :L

mikuishot said:
out of your friends, which are you?!?!?

I'm Eevee

Flareon

flareon

Flareon :D

not even half of eevee OwO

leaves2457 said:
not even half of eevee OwO

welcome to the eevee gang, rip

Jolteon. Same foreskin situation as jolteon. ^///^ Was that tmi?

etim said:
Jolteon. Same foreskin situation as jolteon. ^///^ Was that tmi?

consider yourself lucky! i wish i had the same situation

Sir_Glaceon said:

leaves2457 said:
not even half of eevee OwO

welcome to the eevee gang, rip

there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

bh454767 said:
welcome to the eevee gang, rip

there should be a group for Eevee gang lol
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since we never evolved might as well lol x3

Sir_Glaceon said:

bh454767 said:
welcome to the eevee gang, rip

there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

since we never evolved might as well lol x3
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Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha

bh454767 said:
there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

since we never evolved might as well lol x3
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Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
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Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be

user_888644 said:

bh454767 said:
there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

since we never evolved might as well lol x3

Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
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Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be
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Actually that'd be pretty cool

...Is there anything smaller than Eevee's?

Grayscalie said:
...Is there anything smaller than Eevee's?

me

Right between eevee and glaceon

Vaporeon, but that's actually a good thing because Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon.

leafeon <3

Vaporeon❣

Ha leafeon.

Jolteon, I guess.

Also...
To you Vaporeons out there, don't feel insecure.
You know what they say about Vaporeons...

I’m an Espeon OwO

I'm half the size of Eevee

trans lady here, am between glaceon and vaporeon :3c

ashevixen_xo said:
trans lady here, am between glaceon and vaporeon :3c

Im a trans girl tooo

why are they humanoid?... Eeveelutions are like foxes right? so shouldn't they have a knot?

I'm inbetween Jolteon and Umbreon (5.5") perfectly on the halfway mark.

I am a Sylveon

Eevee

eevee...

eevee…

RabbitVibrator said:
I see the 'no creepy comments' rule doesn't apply when talking about penis size. What a joke.

I knoww

Eevee :3

Glaceon

Sylveon :O

bigger than Sylveon, smaller than Flareon

flame2121 said:
I'm just a tad bit over flareon not much like 9.2

Reading this as centimeters was interesting

I'm someone who actually suffers from having a micropenis so im not joking when I say im around eevee, but if I wanna make myself feel better then ill say im sylveon because the strapon my bf makes me use is sylveon sized.

Also, to those who are vaporeon sized and jolteon sized don't consider yourself small just because you're below average - you kings got it real good so keep your heads up high.

~rainnb0w~ said:
Eevee :3

hot

ashevixen_xo said:
trans lady here, am between glaceon and vaporeon :3c

can you lend me some length, pleasssee?

Glaceon

About 8" so Sylveon.

About an inch smaller than Eevee...

I’m an espeon, but shocked to hear about all the slyveons. I’d love to see a dick bigger than mine

w8op said:
Flareon :D

Good god you’re huge

Flareon here.
9.5 in long/ 3.5 wide.

I really want to switch Flareon and Jolteon b/c Jolteon was always my favorite pick in Pokemon stadium N64..., Also because I've been told I have an electrifying personality.

A-A bit smaller than Eevee..

Guess I'm an Eevee... (shrug)

Thought I'd be jolteon but ended up being vaporeon :3

Uncut leafeon here

Vaporion

Glaceon forcing me to become a bottom

Umbreon at 6in and 5.5 around My fav mon!

scathis said:
Neat, actually reached flareon, though definitely not with that girth. Kind of had hoped sylveon, espeon or umbreon would be the biggest, but oh well.

Not jealous ppl downvoting you lmao

Jolteon! But have expected to be in between Glaceon and Vaporeon...

statistically most of yall are lying😭

Mine is Jolteon.