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So here's how it works
Get your dick size if you already have it (go get a ruler if you don't)
and use the pic as a reference to see which eeveelution you are

EEVEE: 3in (7.5cm)
"I am literally a child"

GLACEON: 3.75in (9.5cm)
"I am fucking freezing"

VAPOREON: 4.5in (11.5cm)
"I-I just got out of the pool man"

JOLTEON: 5.25in (13.25cm)
"Hey you'll be Shocked to see what I can do with it"

UMBREON: 6in (15.25cm)
"Well it's average but... it... glows"

LEAFEON: 6.75in (17cm)
"I'll Leaf you to admire what you see"

ESPEON: 7.5in (19cm)
"I know what you're thinking... and yes it is quite huge isn't it"

SYLVEON: 8.25in (21cm)
"I'll promise to be gentle"

FLAREON: 9in (22.75cm)
"I am the hottest guy in the room"

Do Comment Which one you are =3
P.S.: I'd so totally appreciate people using these dicks as references for eeveelution dicks especially appearance wise

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    EricIdle

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    Umbreon is great bc average size, nice girth, but imagine waking up and turning around to see fuckin glowstick dick lighting up the room in the middle of the night

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    Scathis

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    Neat, actually reached flareon, though definitely not with that girth. Kind of had hoped sylveon, espeon or umbreon would be the biggest, but oh well.

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    EinTheCorgi

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    I expected more "ya bro i'm totally a flareon! like even bigger than a flareon bruh" Also in between leafeon and espeon.

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    Flame2121

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    EinTheCorgi said:
    I expected more "ya bro i'm totally a flareon! like even bigger than a flareon bruh" Also in between leafeon and espeon.

    Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^โ€ข^)

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    Sylvia777

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    Flame2121 said:
    Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^โ€ข^)

    well, I'm almost is Flareon

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    Zetta216

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    In your chart Iโ€™m a flareon. But the personality of the sylveon is much more my style. Usually itโ€™s a promise said but not kept though. Much to the wifeโ€™s enjoyment.

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    Steezt

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    I'm seeing a lot of comments of above average but almost none of below average.

    I'm sensing some dishonesty.

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    Big McLargeHuge

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    Goombafan333 said:
    I'm seeing a lot of comments of above average but almost none of below average.

    I'm sensing some dishonesty.

    Why would you even participate unless you were at least a Jolteon lol did you even read the description?

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    Science-Snake-Altair

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    EricIdle said:
    Umbreon is great bc average size, nice girth, but imagine waking up and turning around to see fuckin glowstick dick lighting up the room in the middle of the night

    Priceless mental image.

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    7Tokio7

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    Flame2121 said:
    Surprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^โ€ข^)

    And me!

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    Peridorito

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    well at least I got myself some self confidence by managing to be between espeon and sylveon. who knew that e621 would be the thing to boost my confidence in myself.

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    Steezt

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    BobTheSkull said:
    Ayy Iโ€™m my favourite Eeveelution (6.6).
    Also calling bullshit on anyone who claims higher than Leafeon.

    Is that a fucking Dresden Files reference in your name?
    Of all places, I did not expect to see one here.

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    Kodanis

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    RabbitVibrator said:
    I see the 'no creepy comments' rule doesn't apply when talking about penis size. What a joke.

    People are typically just saying the names of pokemon. The content of the image doesn't matter, the comments themselves do, and since those comments aren't inherintly creepy no rule is being broken.

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    BobTheSkull

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    Goombafan333 said:
    Is that a fucking Dresden Files reference in your name?
    Of all places, I did not expect to see one here.

    Hell yeah it is, still one of my favourite book series.

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    Rubys621

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    Sadly, I'm just a Jolteon however I'm honest compare to the rest of this fandom "I'm Leafeon/Espeon etc..." OBVIOUSLY...

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    Rubys621

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    Rubys621 said:
    Sadly, I'm just a Jolteon however I'm honest compare to the rest of this fandom "I'm Leafeon/Espeon etc..." OBVIOUSLY...

    What? 2 Downvote? Would I have hurt your ego?

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    Dakudoragon

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    Warning

    In my opinion, answearing with making a comment to this post could cause a neutral/negative record because being creepy

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    user 888644

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    thenamemame said:
    Same here.
    And evee size

    seeing that there are other eevees makes me feel less alone... I was hoping to at least get glaceon since glaceon is my favorite. I guess my genes are really that lackluster.

    Updated

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    user 888644

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    bh454767 said:
    there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

    since we never evolved might as well lol x3
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    Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
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    Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be

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    bh454767

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    user_888644 said:

    bh454767 said:
    there should be a group for Eevee gang lol

    since we never evolved might as well lol x3

    Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
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    Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be
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    Actually that'd be pretty cool

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    Nise86

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    Jolteon, I guess.

    Also...
    To you Vaporeons out there, don't feel insecure.
    You know what they say about Vaporeons...

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    user 1237753

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    I'm someone who actually suffers from having a micropenis so im not joking when I say im around eevee, but if I wanna make myself feel better then ill say im sylveon because the strapon my bf makes me use is sylveon sized.

    Also, to those who are vaporeon sized and jolteon sized don't consider yourself small just because you're below average - you kings got it real good so keep your heads up high.

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    FantasticFuckaround

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    Flareon here.
    9.5 in long/ 3.5 wide.

    Not as fun as it seems, damn near impossible to hide a boner no matter what I'm wearing.

    I really want to switch Flareon and Jolteon b/c Jolteon was always my favorite pick in Pokemon stadium N64..., Also because I've been told I have an electrifying personality.

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    BisexualBitch

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    scathis said:
    Neat, actually reached flareon, though definitely not with that girth. Kind of had hoped sylveon, espeon or umbreon would be the biggest, but oh well.

    Not jealous ppl downvoting you lmao

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