Description
So here's how it works
Get your dick size if you already have it (go get a ruler if you don't)
and use the pic as a reference to see which eeveelution you are
EEVEE: 3in (7.5cm)
"I am literally a child"
GLACEON: 3.75in (9.5cm)
"I am fucking freezing"
VAPOREON: 4.5in (11.5cm)
"I-I just got out of the pool man"
JOLTEON: 5.25in (13.25cm)
"Hey you'll be Shocked to see what I can do with it"
UMBREON: 6in (15.25cm)
"Well it's average but... it... glows"
LEAFEON: 6.75in (17cm)
"I'll Leaf you to admire what you see"
ESPEON: 7.5in (19cm)
"I know what you're thinking... and yes it is quite huge isn't it"
SYLVEON: 8.25in (21cm)
"I'll promise to be gentle"
FLAREON: 9in (22.75cm)
"I am the hottest guy in the room"
Do Comment Which one you are =3
P.S.: I'd so totally appreciate people using these dicks as references for eeveelution dicks especially appearance wise
Flintferal
MemberLeafeon
Sylvia777
BlockedSylveon
EricIdle
MemberUmbreon is great bc average size, nice girth, but imagine waking up and turning around to see fuckin glowstick dick lighting up the room in the middle of the night
Knotty Curls
AdminNidoqueen
Salted Salts
MemberWhose head takes up THAT much of their dick tho
zinc zombie
MemberEspeon
user 43517
MemberA kaleidoscope of cocks, wew laddie.
pokepony
MemberFinneon
Sweetcheetah
MemberMudkip
FurryCreatureThing
MemberSYLVEON: 8.25in (21cm)
Now of course all this makes jokes about Poke'balls and so on, hilarious.
KodaKobalian
MemberVaporeon ;w;
KaiserLix
MemberJolteon
I hate this place
MemberEveryone knows Fire-Types have small dicks, come on
NuKi NeKou Ke
MemberEl de umbreon debería de ser el mas grande
TheFluffyRey69
MemberLeafon
unkor
MemberLiterally right in the middle of leafeon and espeon.
Rooh
MemberLeafeon
Endrako01
MemberUmbreon
Scathis
MemberNeat, actually reached flareon, though definitely not with that girth. Kind of had hoped sylveon, espeon or umbreon would be the biggest, but oh well.
TheDarkestDragonXXX
MemberEspeon
user 368841
MemberSans
Knotty Curls
Adminaw jeez sorry i can't read
Natsuo
MemberUmbreon
Bahlam
MemberJolteon
Jasmine Sylvie
MemberEevee
midnightdragon2001
MemberUmbreon
EinTheCorgi
MemberI expected more "ya bro i'm totally a flareon! like even bigger than a flareon bruh" Also in between leafeon and espeon.
Flame2121
MemberSurprised id be the only flareon here lots of Espeon one sylveon and one flareon seems fitting right sense no one like flareon for his in-game stats (except me ^•^)
wolfman28
MemberI'm definitely a Sylveon.
HeyLookItsFNaFb
MemberSylveon, surprisingly
AoBird
MemberSome dude going around down voting all those that are average or above lol.
Sylvia777
Blocked[/quote]
wait what?
Sylvia777
Blockedwell, I'm almost is Flareon
Xing1870
MemberEspeon
Flame2121
MemberI'm just a tad bit over flareon not much like 9.2
Fox McCloudFF7
BlockedWanted to be Sylveon before I saw the measurements but it seems I'm Espeon instead... awe well so close!
Zetta216
MemberIn your chart I’m a flareon. But the personality of the sylveon is much more my style. Usually it’s a promise said but not kept though. Much to the wife’s enjoyment.
GavinDittmar
MemberSadly, glaceon on at exactly 4"
TheDarkestDragonXXX
MemberI know lmfao
Sylva Luca
BlockedSylveon should be on the bottom, c'mon now.
Steezt
BlockedI'm seeing a lot of comments of above average but almost none of below average.
I'm sensing some dishonesty.
user 352430
MemberUmbreon
Jasmine Sylvie
MemberI feel you bud
emilysylveon
Member4" puts me right at Glaceon level. To be fair, HRT has made my dick shrink a little.
Charadan
MemberJolteon
Medium-Maney
MemberLeafeon :/
Flareoninheat
MemberDefinitely a Flareon
Breel
MemberUmbreon
Asvinkel
MemberI'm an Umbreon :'D
seadragonusgiganticu
Memberbetween leafeon and espeon... but closer to leafeon
Hop On Tarkov
Membersmh guess Im an Espeon
Big McLargeHuge
MemberWhy would you even participate unless you were at least a Jolteon lol did you even read the description?
Science-Snake-Altair
MemberPriceless mental image.
7Tokio7
MemberAnd me!
Warizard
Memberthe new BuzzFeed article
Frederica Nalas
MemberJust under Umbreon.
Neo Vitreus
MemberBetween Sylveon and Flareon.
user 194984
MemberUmbreon is the only one without any head details, go figure he's circumcized lmao.
Timeswordsman
MemberUmreon for sure. Except for not glowing, it's almost an exact match.
Antifrieza
Memberglaceon and proud
ItsMeWaggle
MemberJolteon
SourSylveon
MemberLucky duck~
user 200503
MemberEspeon :D
Peridorito
Memberwell at least I got myself some self confidence by managing to be between espeon and sylveon. who knew that e621 would be the thing to boost my confidence in myself.
RabbitVibrator
BlockedI see the 'no creepy comments' rule doesn't apply when talking about penis size. What a joke.
Toaskii
MemberUmbreon
BobTheSkull
MemberAyy I’m my favourite Eeveelution (6.6).
Also calling bullshit on anyone who claims higher than Leafeon.
Steezt
BlockedIs that a fucking Dresden Files reference in your name?
Of all places, I did not expect to see one here.
Kodanis
MemberPeople are typically just saying the names of pokemon. The content of the image doesn't matter, the comments themselves do, and since those comments aren't inherintly creepy no rule is being broken.
BobTheSkull
MemberHell yeah it is, still one of my favourite book series.
xxthecalvaryxx
MemberEspeon gang
Vexustrieals
MemberSYLVEON
minigazelle
MemberIn my mind I'm a Jolteon but the ruler says Glaceon.
Rubys621
MemberSadly, I'm just a Jolteon however I'm honest compare to the rest of this fandom "I'm Leafeon/Espeon etc..." OBVIOUSLY...
joj
Membereevee
Circumcised
Memberespeon ;3
Updated
Rubys621
MemberWhat? 2 Downvote? Would I have hurt your ego?
InsertFurryArtHere
MemberN/A c:
18nigga
BlockedEspeon (7.3)
AnotherSylveon
MemberUmbreon
Codeheart
MemberLeafeon
ArdwenDeero
MemberMy dudes
Delphox360
MemberUmbreon
FutaLove22
MemberJolteon. Thicc Jolteon.
Marsient
MemberUmbreon
TheOwen
MemberLeafeon gang!
snap me mkally22 if you wanna compare ;)
Knotty Fox
MemberEspeon:3
VVinner
MemberNo-Flex Flareon
Genetic Lottery :q
Spyra
MemberWow I'm Jolteon I would have thought I was close to Umbreon 😝
dumba55cat
BlockedJolteon UwU
user 416797
MemberVaporeon ;~;
saint forever124
MemberMine is eevee 😳
Dakudoragon
MemberWarning
In my opinion, answearing with making a comment to this post could cause a neutral/negative record because being creepy
That1awkwarddude29
MemberWut would be inbetween leafeo and espeon?
ChornicAndIronic
MemberWas an Espeon but I'm almost a Sylvion
Kitty~
MemberGlaceon >~<
Vimzi
MemberSylveon, unfortunately.
joj
Memberbelow eevee owo
LOLLOTRYBYTROLLO00
MemberLeafeon
Vinceagashi
Blockedin between Espeon and Leafeon. But let's just say Espeon because it's my favorite eeveelution.
Moogled
MemberI'm just about Umbreon
user 423662
Memberhell yeah
Thatcommentovadere
MemberJust below Slyveon. Dang, I wanted one with my exact number haha.
DiaperedGumb
MemberEspion, but I kinda wish I was an eevee, I find small kinda hot lol
ThatBlueEyedWolf
MemberSylveon :3
ALonelyWeeabo69420
MemberCut Umbreon I wish mine glowed like that though
Alchemical
MemberUmbreon
Oopsbutt
Membereevee gang rise up (metaphorically)
user 244056
MemberUmbreon... Kinda boring being in the middle, wish i was small and cute
SharksAreHot
MemberAre there any other charts like this?
PBFG9000
MemberEspeon
Kirioso
MemberEspeon~!
Updated
AsheVixen
MemberI’m Vaporeon >w< Yus I know I’m small x3
Hayden525
MemberEspeon UwU
Veluvelu83
MemberUmbreon
Strawberry Medicine
MemberEevee. -w-
AsheVixen
MemberAwe don’t worry, personally I love small dicks!
Raivn
Memberuncut umbreon, discord is @Raivn#5687 if anyone wants to compare ;)
Raivn
Memberyou want to trade? my discord is Raivn#5687 or my telegram is raivn_5687
Nikoapp
BlockedIm Leafeon
user 423935
Memberhard or soft?
AsheVixen
MemberI’m pretty sure the scale is for erect sizes. If they meant soft then I wouldn’t even be on the scale >w>
Burbut
Membersmall dick lovers where u at
user 355962
MemberWailord
CrocutaCrouton
MemberFlareon. inb4 downvotes
user 625908
Memberalmost exactly an eevvee, im gonna need one of those fire stones
Jamekong123
MemberI'm almost perfectly between leafeon and espeon
PawsieRabbit
MemberI came to this picture! ~w~
Fluffy Tail
MemberGlaceon~ <3 ^u^
Onefuckyboi
MemberJust between Leafeon and Espeon!
Zach Yohama
MemberI'm about half of Eevee uwu
Wolfman8456
MemberSylveon
PawsieRabbit
MemberEevee...
bh454767
Membereevee, rip
szapcsu
MemberLeafeon with a 0.5cm extra.
szapcsu
MemberProve it
OwOskan
Memberalmost bigger than an umbreon !
greybeans62
Memberout of your friends, which are you?!?!?
TheNameMame
MemberSame here.
And evee size
Kayasho the protogen
MemberBarely behind of espeon I'm 7.3
Updated
user 888644
Memberseeing that there are other eevees makes me feel less alone... I was hoping to at least get glaceon since glaceon is my favorite. I guess my genes are really that lackluster.
Updated
user 888644
MemberBest friend is leafeon just barely while i'm eevee :L
bh454767
MemberI'm Eevee
SirVid
MemberFlareon
aliantos
Memberflareon
Fauxis
MemberFlareon :D
leaves2457
Membernot even half of eevee OwO
user 888644
Memberwelcome to the eevee gang, rip
etim
MemberJolteon. Same foreskin situation as jolteon. ^///^ Was that tmi?
user 888644
Memberconsider yourself lucky! i wish i had the same situation
bh454767
Memberthere should be a group for Eevee gang lol
user 888644
Memberthere should be a group for Eevee gang lol
[/quote]
since we never evolved might as well lol x3
bh454767
Membersince we never evolved might as well lol x3
[/quote]
Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
user 888644
Membersince we never evolved might as well lol x3
[/quote]
Eevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
[/quote]
Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be
bh454767
MemberEevee dick size gang discord maybe haha
[/quote]
Lol each eeveelution is a different rank and you select which one you'd be
[/quote]
Actually that'd be pretty cool
Grayscalie
Member...Is there anything smaller than Eevee's?
bh454767
Memberme
user 313781
MemberRight between eevee and glaceon
user 169151
MemberVaporeon, but that's actually a good thing because Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon.
hornybonk
Memberleafeon <3
Updated
Kulth warlock13
MemberVaporeon❣
Updated
Anotherpokemonfan97
MemberHa leafeon.
Nise86
MemberJolteon, I guess.
Also...
To you Vaporeons out there, don't feel insecure.
You know what they say about Vaporeons...
MatthiasDaFox
MemberI’m an Espeon OwO
C4tGirL
MemberI'm half the size of Eevee
Updated
AsheVixen xo
Membertrans lady here, am between glaceon and vaporeon :3c
C4tGirL
MemberIm a trans girl tooo
Feckin ded m8
Memberwhy are they humanoid?... Eeveelutions are like foxes right? so shouldn't they have a knot?
elrosten95
MemberI'm inbetween Jolteon and Umbreon (5.5") perfectly on the halfway mark.
Updated
SerZex
MemberI am a Sylveon
Shota lover
MemberEevee
miketheglaceon
Membereevee...
Isgamer
Member…
Updated
rumpasaur
MemberI knoww
Rainnb0w
MemberEevee :3
affty
MemberGlaceon
iamerror
MemberSylveon :O
HyperGod
Memberbigger than Sylveon, smaller than Flareon
user 404793
BlockedReading this as centimeters was interesting
user 1237753
MemberI'm someone who actually suffers from having a micropenis so im not joking when I say im around eevee, but if I wanna make myself feel better then ill say im sylveon because the strapon my bf makes me use is sylveon sized.
Also, to those who are vaporeon sized and jolteon sized don't consider yourself small just because you're below average - you kings got it real good so keep your heads up high.
NixTheProto
Memberhot
NixTheProto
Membercan you lend me some length, pleasssee?
KimCuckable
MemberGlaceon
CrimsonFoxsoul1
MemberAbout 8" so Sylveon.
Updated
Viridiblade
MemberAbout an inch smaller than Eevee...
Cumslut9999
MemberI’m an espeon, but shocked to hear about all the slyveons. I’d love to see a dick bigger than mine
Cumslut9999
MemberGood god you’re huge
FantasticFuckaround
MemberFlareon here.
9.5 in long/ 3.5 wide.
Not as fun as it seems, damn near impossible to hide a boner no matter what I'm wearing.
I really want to switch Flareon and Jolteon b/c Jolteon was always my favorite pick in Pokemon stadium N64..., Also because I've been told I have an electrifying personality.
Fagfemboyslut
MemberA-A bit smaller than Eevee..
Realquick44
MemberGuess I'm an Eevee... (shrug)
user 1547229
MemberThought I'd be jolteon but ended up being vaporeon :3
user 286056
MemberUncut leafeon here
user 817107
MemberVaporion
Nyloni
MemberGlaceon forcing me to become a bottom
gamby
MemberUmbreon at 6in and 5.5 around My fav mon!
BisexualBitch
MemberNot jealous ppl downvoting you lmao
Vanuz
MemberJolteon! But have expected to be in between Glaceon and Vaporeon...
colinelijk
Memberstatistically most of yall are lying😭
user 1723463
MemberMine is Jolteon.
hhhhha
Memberi'm at 20cm so that's right in between espeon and sylveon :)
Evelyn Sprigatito
MemberNo Erection: Eevee.
Erection: Between Glaceon & Vaporeon.
jognan
Memberi'm between umbreon and leafeon at like 6.5
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