A commission for DTZ, of DTZ! Isn’t it funny how a character who has less than 30 seconds of actual screentime can become so popular? I’m not complaining, though. DTZ is exactly my kind of dragon.

In case you didn’t know, DTZ (pronounced “ditz”) is a shapeshifting alien from the show Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers. He appeared in one episode, in which he briefly turned into a dragon in order to intimidate Dale on their first meeting, but Dale was just amused by his actions. The plot of the episode involved DTZ neglecting his duties as an invader and goofing off on Earth while trying to avoid being brought back to his home planet by his comrades, preferring to “stay here and have fun!”

What a shame it is that the only earthlings he supposedly came into contact with were Chip and Dale! Can you imagine what kind of “fun” he’d have if he REALLY looked? Irresponsibility and hedonism are what the denizens of Earth are best at! One furry convention, and NO amount of urkburgals would’ve convinced him to go back to Fleeblebrox. And being able to transform into any size and shape, you can guarantee he’d be the star of this crazy fandom.

“Can you be a dragon for me tonight?” You bet!
“One with some nice, thick, girthy hips and big, broad, stompy feet?” Coming right up!
“Erm… can this dragon perhaps have a fully-external, extra floppy cock that’s ridged just like your fat belly? And balls to match?” Absolutely!
“And, umm… How much foreskin can you give yourself?” As much as you like!
“Can you make your foreskin thick and heavy too? I want my tongue to get exhausted digging around in it.” I hope your mouth is prepared for a workout!
“What about a big, plush, wrinkly tailhole that my whole face can just sink into?” Way ahead of you. Just smack my rump a few times if you need air!
“One more thing… can you sweat? Like, a lot?” Slick and smelly, just for you!

And that is just one night! The next, he can be a giant snake whose venom is actually a potent aphrodisiac which you can lick off the tip of his fangs as he alternates fucking you with each of his slimy cocks. Another, he can be hyper-endowed little rabbit you pass around the room to bounce on your and your friends’ dicks like a well-hung communal cum-dump. The following afternoon, he can be a winged zebracorn pegasus with a knot at the base of his equine penis, whinnying his eagerness to pop it in you as soon as you’re done pumping his fat donut. And then at night, he can be a one-inch-tall micro fox you drop in your underwear where he can spend some time getting reeeal acquainted with your junk.

It was said that Earth is his favorite thing in the universe, and they’re called “Earthly delights” for a reason! Scaly, furry, big, small, dirty, clean, any shape, any size, inside and out, DTZ just wants to have fun-- and he’ll go to great lengths and any number of ways to get it. Won’t you be his friend?