Condom broke..i want to be him :D

You want a paternity suit and to bring another unloved feral child into the world?

I think he's pissed because he just got to screw amazing puss and only feel it through rubber but still jizzed inside. I'd feel cheated XP

Cat Face= What the fuck D:<

Now we know why cats screech in the street at night.

Furmillionaire said:
You want a paternity suit and to bring another unloved feral child into the world?

Nah, just a fun night and then a trip to the clinic.

Clearly her pussy secretes an acid-like substance. Hence his face; as it burns through the condom it begins to burn his flesh.

no he's making that awful face because he just got caught on camera banging his girlfriend and he knows a bunch of morons are going to make idiotic 4chan-worthy comments

Naga101 said:
I think he's pissed because he just got to screw amazing puss and only feel it through rubber but still jizzed inside.

my guess is the condom didnt fit properly causing his head to slip into the reservoir tip which couldnt be comfortable then the pressure required to ejaculate (thru a blocked urethra) stressed his penis. thats why u buy condoms instead of getting the free shitty irregular condoms from the health clinic.

The position is impossible ! D:

foxkooh said:
my guess is the condom didnt fit properly causing his head to slip into the reservoir tip which couldnt be comfortable then the pressure required to ejaculate (thru a blocked urethra) stressed his penis. thats why u buy condoms instead of getting the free shitty irregular condoms from the health clinic.

do you think maybe

just maybe

you're overthinking this

This is exactly what caused Cats the musical people...Does anyone ever learn?

foxkooh said:
my guess is the condom didnt fit properly causing his head to slip into the reservoir tip which couldnt be comfortable then the pressure required to ejaculate (thru a blocked urethra) stressed his penis. thats why u buy condoms instead of getting the free shitty irregular condoms from the health clinic.

Those condoms DO suck. Don't think he over thinking, I think he just gets laid a(wole fuck)lot more than you.

DevilishImmorality said:
do you think maybe

just maybe

you're overthinking this

Lucky bastard... So hot! Love spook's work.

e621. Home of the classiest comments.

JunkieYote said:
Those condoms DO suck. Don't think he over thinking, I think he just gets laid a(wole fuck)lot more than you.

most ppl who have sex with condoms dont start buying condoms right away (outa embarresment or lack of prep) so those free ones always get sampled/tested and they always have problems. its really more of a problem then a solution when u think about it... if u have a free condom in your pocket/wallet will u buy some before using that one? prolly not. if u use it and its painful/unpleasant will you take it off? prolly so guess what ur doing now... yep thats right ur becoming a father. To enjoy sex condomless sex fuck girls old enough to know there cycle that gives u a 21 day window (4 day ovulation and 3 day ejaculated sperm life) where ur either gonna get some blood or (preferably) just awesome sex. tbh tho menstrual sex isnt that bad and girls LoOoVE it when u dont coddle ur dick while running into the bathroom bc its stained red a lil and makes her more willing to treat you to things you'd enjoy (eg doesnt like anal but is now willing to wear a tail buttplug :) read this lesson kids and understand it... doesnt mean fuck every girl on her rag that will give u a bad rep and its gross but defiantly dont avoid fucking ur future wife b/c of menstruation (also condoms arent your only option but they are the shittiest).

If you listen to me, dinner is gonna be delicious and no "dinner" does imply something sexual she will actually make u one hell of a meal bc when she felt unusable, you still found her sexy and showed her value at all times.

now thats how u type a classy comment, oh and that first comment was a **protip** btw ty for junkie for noticing u made me feel less foreign here.

foxkooh said:
most ppl who have sex with condoms dont start buying condoms right away (outa embarresment or lack of prep) so those free ones always get sampled/tested and they always have problems. its really more of a problem then a solution when u think about it... if u have a free condom in your pocket/wallet will u buy some before using that one? prolly not. if u use it and its painful/unpleasant will you take it off? prolly so guess what ur doing now... yep thats right ur becoming a father. To enjoy sex condomless sex fuck girls old enough to know there cycle that gives u a 21 day window (4 day ovulation and 3 day ejaculated sperm life) where ur either gonna get some blood or (preferably) just awesome sex. tbh tho menstrual sex isnt that bad and girls LoOoVE it when u dont coddle ur dick while running into the bathroom bc its stained red a lil and makes her more willing to treat you to things you'd enjoy (eg doesnt like anal but is now willing to wear a tail buttplug :) read this lesson kids and understand it... doesnt mean fuck every girl on her rag that will give u a bad rep and its gross but defiantly dont avoid fucking ur future wife b/c of menstruation (also condoms arent your only option but they are the shittiest).

If you listen to me, dinner is gonna be delicious and no "dinner" does imply something sexual she will actually make u one hell of a meal bc when she felt unusable, you still found her sexy and showed her value at all times.

now thats how u type a classy comment, oh and that first comment was a **protip** btw ty for junkie for noticing u made me feel less foreign here.

well i'd have to agree with you with just about everything but

foxkooh said:
If you listen to me, dinner is gonna be delicious and no "dinner" does imply something sexual she will actually make u one hell of a meal bc when she felt unusable, you still found her sexy and showed her value at all times.

i might be getting too into this but this doesn't apply to all women, for you're implying that all women will act this way when this is obviously not true and this goes for a lot of what you say when you point out that just because you're doing her during her menstrual period and you don't coddle your dick doesn't mean she will like you anymore in fact some women I've met actually dumped me for that.. so go figure　彼方は、地裁の馬鹿です。

TheJewishFurry said:
well i'd have to agree with you with just about everything but...

I agree with nothing u said and I believe your still in Highschool. Dont show up to practice thinking your on the team.

most girls who know they are on their rag won't do vaginal so was this situation u were explaining when she was unaware then later found out u played thru and then she "dumped" u?(ps men call it a breakup teens call it a dump).

no girl will ever offer u vaginal then dump u bc you accepted. I strongly believe wanted it after she said it wasn't being offered then you told her u don't care u just need vagina bloody or not. U have 0 game and handled the situation incorrectly tho proper COA might have been taken, incorrect context was applied more likely tho she said she was on her rag and u wanted to fuck anyways that's not how u do it that's not even what u should want, but that's not the situation I implied. I'm saying she has offered/agreed to vaginal and during the course of which u BOTH discover shes on her rag, don't scream and run for the shower.

Im guessing girls have alot of reasons for dumping you bc ur sick dood you shouldnt want it at those times but you should be willing to play thru if such a bloody aftermath situation should arise.

Thank you and Good night

foxkooh said:
I agree with nothing u said and I believe your still in Highschool. Dont show up to practice thinking your on the team.

most girls who know they are on their rag won't do vaginal so was this situation u were explaining when she was unaware then later found out u played thru and then she "dumped" u?(ps men call it a breakup teens call it a dump).

no girl will ever offer u vaginal then dump u bc you accepted. I strongly believe wanted it after she said it wasn't being offered then you told her u don't care u just need vagina bloody or not. U have 0 game and handled the situation incorrectly tho proper COA might have been taken, incorrect context was applied more likely tho she said she was on her rag and u wanted to fuck anyways that's not how u do it that's not even what u should want, but that's not the situation I implied. I'm saying she has offered/agreed to vaginal and during the course of which u BOTH discover shes on her rag, don't scream and run for the shower.

Im guessing girls have alot of reasons for dumping you bc ur sick dood you shouldnt want it at those times but you should be willing to play thru if such a bloody aftermath situation should arise.

Thank you and Good night

Look at all that text!
Good thing I'm not one of the few people reading it.

Actini said:Look at all that text!
Good thing I'm not one of the few people reading it.

lol yeh i fucked that bout half way thru grats catching it 58 seconds in but yeh no edit button and im drinking, but yeh morale of the story if she says no then says why and u still try ur sick and she will dump u

foxkooh said:
my guess is the condom didnt fit properly causing his head to slip into the reservoir tip which couldnt be comfortable then the pressure required to ejaculate (thru a blocked urethra) stressed his penis. thats why u buy condoms instead of getting the free shitty irregular condoms from the health clinic.

right but maybe his claws put a small hole into it that in the rush to get it on he didn't notice

AbaddonMK2 said:
Condom broke..i want to be him :D

same

If that's a biohazard sign, it's quite the uh, suspicious place to have it