I think that's a no on that one, chief.

Ive had a friend try this with a female pizza delivery driver and it was just as cringy as it is here.

EinTheCorgi said:
Ive had a friend try this with a female pizza delivery driver and it was just as cringy as it is here.

There's just something about a man in uniform. Cheap, scratchy, polyester uniform.

damn i really want to see that otter in action

You know, at least he tried. He may have flopped miserably, but at least he tried.

#rekt

Tip: Don't make it obvious you're flirting, keep it casual and light-hearted and sprinkle the flirting in every now and then.
This allows you some buffer room if they say no and you can apologize and say that you didn't know you were flirting.

Ligeron said:
Tip: Don't make it obvious you're flirting, keep it casual and light-hearted and sprinkle the flirting in every now and then.
This allows you some buffer room if they say no and you can apologize and say that you didn't know you were flirting.

Why do I feel you know A LOT about that?

GravityJack said:
There's just something about a man in uniform. Cheap, scratchy, polyester uniform.

And that bored, dead-pan look on his face. It speaks volumes.

Ahhh, hah...

Yeah, I've been that delivery dude... and just as fast on the swipe, cuz the guy was sweaty, obese, and had a nasty beard going all the way to his collar bones (and no, that wasn't its length). With gay porn *blaring* on the huge flatscreen across from the door.

Yep, snatched that cash and dashed!

Underwolf69 said:
Ahhh, hah...

Yeah, I've been that delivery dude... and just as fast on the swipe, cuz the guy was sweaty, obese, and had a nasty beard going all the way to his collar bones (and no, that wasn't its length). With gay porn *blaring* on the huge flatscreen across from the door.

Yep, snatched that cash and dashed!

Got to wonder what goes through some people's heads lol

CamKitty said:
Got to wonder what goes through some people's heads lol

Pizza! And lots of it!

The humble pizza man is a quietly fickle creature and he or she will slam that bitch into reverse the instant you make them uncomfortable. Dress like a homo dixie cup and act slutty? This stimulates the part of the pizza man brain associated with avoiding gunfire and sexually transmitted diseases. You gotta approach the pizza man in a way similar to their own behavior, let them know they are with their own kind. Don't wear a pizza hut shirt though cause that's uncanny valley shit to a pizza man and will trigger the fight or flight response worse than gunfire or herpes.

Horsey404 said:
The humble pizza man is a quietly fickle creature and he or she will slam that bitch into reverse the instant you make them uncomfortable. Dress like a homo dixie cup and act slutty? This stimulates the part of the pizza man brain associated with avoiding gunfire and sexually transmitted diseases. You gotta approach the pizza man in a way similar to their own behavior, let them know they are with their own kind. Don't wear a pizza hut shirt though cause that's uncanny valley shit to a pizza man and will trigger the fight or flight response worse than gunfire or herpes.

*insert discovery channel documentary theme song here*

Nothing gets my juices flowing like minimum wage...~

Getting some "Nice Guy" vibes here.

Kinda wished the doggo stayed for the party

Have to admit that dog is really adorable.

Wait, wait. Is what true that they say about delivery guys? I honestly don't know.

Benign_light said:
damn i really want to see that otter in action

I'm gonna try and predict the future of this comic. Fox boi goes back to the office, does some things, comes home to otter getting fucked on the sofa by the pizza dude.

The real fantasy here is that a large pizza with delivery charge and tax would somehow only come out to 10 bucks.

Rossiter said:
The real fantasy here is that a large pizza with delivery charge and tax would somehow only come out to 10 bucks.

usually $30 innit?

Gotta love some reality in this

I kinda think his attitude is like Bobby from Goofy Movie's

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.

This dude needs to stop watching porn

Awww....I'd party with that otter. I've always had a thing for Zaush's otters anyway.

Daniel_Z_Davis said:
Getting some "Nice Guy" vibes here.

Don't need to be a nice guy to find people who do this creepy :P

At least flirt naturally :o

That was a cute delivery guy, tho

For some reason I imagine the otter having the voice of Patton Oswalt.

BraiBrai said:
For some reason I imagine the otter having the voice of Patton Oswalt.

Or Sean Patton.

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And that bored, dead-pan look on his face. It speaks volumes.

It says "AAHHHHHHHH"

Ah, finally a character i can relate with

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Rossiter said:
The real fantasy here is that a large pizza with delivery charge and tax would somehow only come out to 10 bucks.

Horsey404 said:
usually $30 innit?

I know for a fact ordering pizza anywhere I live, that's no where near enough. MAYBE for a single, no/one topping Medium pizza... Pick-up, not delivery. Sans tax...

FallarRasyre said:
I know for a fact ordering pizza anywhere I live, that's no where near enough. MAYBE for a single, no/one topping Medium pizza... Pick-up, not delivery. Sans tax...

However, if you order from Pizza Hut online, they have a permanent 2 top. large pizza deal for $7.99, so if you make that a garlic crust (+$2) It comes out to around $10 minus tax.

Only on e621 will the comment section actually teach you something. In this case, how to order cheap pizza.

siofox said:
Only on e621 will the comment section actually teach you something. In this case, how to order cheap pizza.

*Came for the porn, learned about economics*

So far im loving this comic, i love the 80's feel about it (and jayden getting pounded~)

BraiBrai said:For some reason I imagine the otter having the voice of Patton Oswalt.

that fits the same space in my brain as Nathan Lane's voice (Timon)

I wouldn't even grab the cash.

I'd just give it a mysophobic toss at his feet and run screaming in the not-otter direction.

Cerupine said:
I wouldn't even grab the cash.

I'd just give it a mysophobic toss at his feet and run screaming in the not-otter direction.

Well that's rather rude. Poor little guy is just looking to party.

FallarRasyre said:
I know for a fact ordering pizza anywhere I live, that's no where near enough. MAYBE for a single, no/one topping Medium pizza... Pick-up, not delivery. Sans tax...

Where the hell do you live that it's that cheap?!? It sure as hell ain't that much for me. No matter WHAT pizza place or special.

Blodhgarm92 said:
Well that's rather rude. Poor little guy is just looking to party.

No, that little otter is creepy. There's a difference between wanting to party, and being a creep. He hit 'creep' dead on.

Cerupine said:
No, that little otter is creepy. There's a difference between wanting to party, and being a creep. He hit 'creep' dead on.

And? It's called saying: "No thanks." and going about your day like a normal individual, not running away screaming like the individual has the plague.

Look man, I really need the cash

Blodhgarm92 said:
And? It's called saying: "No thanks." and going about your day like a normal individual, not running away screaming like the individual has the plague.

Actually he DID say "no thanks" but the otter still kept going so...

... creepy

Ligeron said:
Tip: Don't make it obvious you're flirting, keep it casual and light-hearted and sprinkle the flirting in every now and then.
This allows you some buffer room if they say no and you can apologize and say that you didn't know you were flirting.

Manipulation advice, very suave.

NEO-Symphony said:
Manipulation advice, very suave.

Better than the otter's "U wnt sum fuk?" signals

Fun fact, not everyone is gay! Well, that doesn't sound so fun anymore.

blodhgarm92 said:
And? It's called saying: "No thanks." and going about your day like a normal individual, not running away screaming like the individual has the plague.

You can often tell when someone's offering solutions to a problem they've never had.

ligeron said:
Tip: Don't make it obvious you're flirting, keep it casual and light-hearted and sprinkle the flirting in every now and then.
This allows you some buffer room if they say no and you can apologize and say that you didn't know you were flirting.

But if it works you gotta you know make it obvious so you can get to the next step without being unable to say it.

DENIED! 😂

Delivery boy was cute as hell tho

gravityjack said:
There's just something about a man in uniform. Cheap, scratchy, polyester uniform.

Why do girls love a man in uniform?

Because they know he's got a job, and can follow orders.