Dick Measuring Contest

“No way, mine’s definitely bigger,” Stal scoffed in response to Ashley suggesting that their dicks were the same size-ish.

The two equine boys had been arguing back and forth for about half an hour, even threatening to whip their dicks out for a side-by-side comparison. All of this came up while the three of them were enjoying a nice night in with some beers and live football.

“Stal, I’m tellin’ ya, we’re about the same, you aren’t any bigger.” Ashley chuckled, putting both of his hands at his hips. The two who were engaged in the dick measuring contest were both standing up, trying to one-up the other with nothing but words. This led to a lot of eye-rolling from Alex who sat on the couch and sipped her beer as she watched them.

“Hah, you wish you were as big as me, I’m twice your size in length at the very least,” Stal continued to stand his ground, inching closer and closer to his zebra friend Ashley.

Ashley wasn’t at all phased and even inched a little closer to Stal on his own too. It looked as if the two were ready to jump each other and fight to the death over who had the larger cock.

Ashley let out another chuckle and was just about to open his mouth to say something back to Stal.

Noticing how their argument was most likely going to continue on and on, and to no end, Alex let out a heavy sigh, stood up from the couch, and walked over to stand right in between the one striped horse and the other non-striped one.

“Alright, alright guys,” Alex put one hand on each of the equines’ shoulders to nudge them away from each other just slightly.

The zebra and the horse blinked, both of them a little confused and taking a few seconds to process what had just happened.

“If all you guys are going to do is tell each other who has the bigger, or equally-sized dick, what’s the point? It’ll just be your words against his,” Alex raised a brow and waggled it, she kept her hands behind her back as she spoke, as to not point to either of them and be accused of taking sides.

Ashley tilted his head to the side a little, and Stal raised his brow at the tiger.

“It’s just banter,” said Ashley, shrugging his shoulders.