Introducing; Living Dildo Launcher V1.0 Snake Model.
(I am not sorry)

*you died*

I think my GF might be a dildo launcher. I'm constantly getting hit in face with our toys.

I just laughed so damn hard, my cheesy grits came out my nose.

Narji said:
Introducing; Living Dildo Launcher V1.0 Snake Model.
(I am not sorry)

You can say he got... Cockslapped...

I'll be here all week, thanks for coming to my SNEK talk.

This snake is simultaneously pure and lewd at the same time, I love this snake.

RamboCreativity said:
This snake is simultaneously pure and lewd at the same time, I love this snake.

She tries to be lewd but she's too pure and it doesn't work. Doesn't matter, she cute af

Narji said:
Introducing; Living Dildo Launcher V1.0 Snake Model.
(I am not sorry)

the weapon to surpass metal gear

brickzer0 said:
I think my GF might be a dildo launcher. I'm constantly getting hit in face with our toys.

The fact that you say "our toys" suggests that you two are very comfortable with sharing your sexual needs. That's a really good sign in a relationship.

H E C C

Sexyvegetable said:
You can say he got... Cockslapped...

I'll be here all week, thanks for coming to my SNEK talk.

I was waiting for someone like you

Danger Noodle
now with lewd danger

That must smell terrible. Snake regurgitation is like the worst smell ever.

nute said:
I just laughed so damn hard, my cheesy grits came out my nose.

I nearly choked on my coffee. This scene is hilarious!

Reminds me of my dating luck.

narji said:
Introducing; Living Dildo Launcher V1.0 Snake Model.
(I am not sorry)

So its basically the JunkJet from Fallout 4?
Oh yea and the rock launcher thingy from F1 or F2 idk i forgot

Edit: Rock-It Launcher! I actually performed a bodily function!..to much to drink last night, hangovers suck.