Thats just funny.

And this is why you don't go to church kids.
Or the reason why you do. o__O

"And then, God proceeded to sodomize the false priest with a large lightning bolt, promptly apply it into the fiends anus. After this sight, the nations of the world put down their arms, and called for world peace, because it turned out God was really Giant Dizzy Gillespie in disguise."

Ah, one can dream.

Unfortunately, the kid squealed and the next day his alcoholic redneck dad came in with a tire iron and turned the pedo-preacher's head into chunky salsa.

Skinflint said:
Unfortunately, the kid squealed and the next day his alcoholic redneck dad came in with a tire iron and turned the pedo-preacher's head into chunky salsa.

yeah sadly

....

Im..

...speachless.

(in a good way)

this is not cool at all >:T

Remember guys! WWJD!

...Jesus would set them on fire and banish them to a realm of eternal suffering and damnation because they aren't cool enough to be in his fathers fan club. Amen.

MrAnderson said:
this is not cool at all >:T

your right its not cool its fucking awsome

this is a fucked up load of bull.

kylus said:
this is a fucked up load of bull.

You're right, there should be two choir boys.

I lol'ed

I gotta quote 2 The Ranting Gryphon here

"Not that it wouldn't have been cool if god had said.. you know, "Thou shalt go forth and fucketh all the little children" XD That will make me laugh my ass off no matter how many times I hear it

.... *reviews reality* Oh god dammit, this is a Rule34. Jesus, I hate you all SO MUCH!!!! GAAAHHHH!!!!

MrAnderson said:
this is not cool at all >:T

MrAnderson said:
this is not cool at all >:T

i can agree and we should get rid of this picture

When Jesus said 'Suffer the little ones come unto me.', pedophilia isn't what he was talking about. ~ George Carlin

Who would Jesus yiff?

And, as the blasphemer stood, The Heavenly Lord delivered a plague of cock-eating locusts over the land (but mainly on the bastard).

And they all went to heaven.

this is fucking real. Germany had such cases of "holy" abuse years and decades ago.

Saviour1981 said:
this is fucking real. Germany had such cases of "holy" abuse years and decades ago.

And they were the minority and they were found and they were excommunicated.

Don't let one bad apple ruin the whole tree.

.. All I can do is just sit and stare at the fact his dick's coming out of his stomach.

Or didn't anyone else notice that?

Im late, but i sucked my priest when i was a teen. Youre always horny as a teen sooo

Very nice.

bigdickdragon said:
Im late, but i sucked my priest when i was a teen. Youre always horny as a teen sooo

Wait, actually? How old? 18-19 or... Jailbait age?

Heeeeeeey i remember that

This was drawn in response to
post #2790546

sabin77 said:
i can agree and we should get rid of this picture

Your right let grab more followers and try again ¬_¬;]