Now, I know a few things about these two from the comic I did that I hope you'll all get to see at some point. I know their basic personalities, the way they interact with one another. I know where they live, what they do for a living and how seriously they take it. I even have a vague idea of their backgrounds and how they met.

I do not, as it turns out, know their names.

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