This would be an SCP fans first reaction
SCP: … Wanna take a selfie?
SCP-1471: (Nods excitedly)

Lets all be honest here. 1471 would be anyone's best friend. Literally a 24/7 buddy to have around.

Thatguy75 said:
Lets all be honest here. 1471 would be anyone's best friend. Literally a 24/7 buddy to have around.

Well, yes. That's why the app is advertised to lonely people.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471

I don't blame the dude for hanging out with her!

thatguy75 said:
Lets all be honest here. 1471 would be anyone's best friend. Literally a 24/7 buddy to have around.

Problem is, the end goal is unspecified.

Give malO a massive hug, he (or she depending on which version of this character you like) deserves it