OnTheHekkinBrink said:
jello tongue and head mounted on a spring.

The manager will be right with you to fill a formal complaint

VolpFox said:
The manager will be right with you to fill a formal complaint

*elevator music begins to play through a speaker encrusted with decades of rust*

OnTheHekkinBrink said:
jello tongue and head mounted on a spring.

DiddleDopper said:
*elevator music begins to play through a speaker encrusted with decades of rust*

Don't worry, death by old age isn't that bad, I've heard there's worse ways for whiners to go.

KangaskhanKing said:
Don't worry, death by old age isn't that bad, I've heard there's worse ways for whiners to go.

more like death by boredom. i find this clip to some up my feelings about why simply waiting is as good a torture as any: https://youtu.be/qpsk_Xfm4S8?t=16