This seems oddly accurate.

lolololololol

now how long until someone show how he banged the squirrel

Puar_JR said:
now how long until someone show how he banged the squirrel

Simply put he is a god after all assuming this is Zeus, thus he can take any form he chooses. Thus it all becomes a non issue. Its good to be a god!

Except the minotaur was a woman and a bull...
And the centaurs was a king and a cloud-image of Hera.
Pikachu... Zeus fucked a squirrel.

It's amazing how much stuff gets reposted in an average week.

....Well this Is what zuse dos.

You think he was just bored... I think someone dared him. It was like "Yo Zeus, bet you cant fuck a cow, horse, or squirrel before breakfast!" And Zues was like "Pff! Bitch! Who you think you talkin too? Watch this."

Se the look on that squirrels face priceless

Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

Gaeuvyen said:
Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

However you seem to miss the whole thing that they are both RODENTS.

OP did not play Pokémon Yellow or did not watch first season of Pokémon.

Gaeuvyen said:
Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

A squirrel is just a mouse with a fluffy tail.

mrttao said:
A squirrel is just a mouse with a fluffy tail.

besides, squirrels like nuts!

Gaeuvyen said:
Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

the whole thing is fucked up, the prefix PIKA is another animal, however it is a lagomorph, but the pokedex says it's a mouse, and it looks like a squirrel, it's pointless to correct ppl

Clearly Zeus was bored.

Note the end results all seem a touch derp?

Too bad really...I'm still trying to make centaurs...

This happens when an extremely powerful, extremely bored man says "Screw it".

Tolequiel said:
Note the end results all seem a touch derp?

Too bad really...I'm still trying to make centaurs...

wow tmi much man >.>

I'm guessing same applies when he fucked a gerbil and out popped Dedenne.

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yes...just...yes

Fitst pic is how alistar was born
Second pic is how centaur warruner was born
And the last one you know what

I laughed way too hard

Gaeuvyen said:
Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

This didnt age well in hindsight.

Gaeuvyen said:
Pikachu is a mouse not a squirrel. Seriously you should get it from the name, pikaCHU. The pokedex refers to it as a lightning mouse, the original cards referred to it as well as a lightning mouse. Its name means LIGHTING MOUSE.

All of Greek mythology can summed up in five words "One day, Zeus was horny."

Where did statues come from?

He f'ed a squirrel he should of gotten a Pachirisu, unless the squirrel was actually a mouse turned into a squirrel.

Z E U S

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!