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Loyal

by Dark Violet

If I were to describe a Lycanroc, in a word? I'd say they were... loyal.

Lately, you've not exactly been successful when it comes to dating. You'll be the first to admit, you're a bit of a shut-in - you prefer your computer desk to the bar counter. And, for the most part, you're happy with that - a Saturday night with a cup of hot cocoa and an old book with your Lycanroc curled around your feet sounds so much more enjoyable to you than a frothy beer and tuneless club music. Gives you less of a headache too.

But that doesn't stop the yearning. Is it biological, you wonder, some ape-descended gene driving you to a partner? Is it social, fearing missing out, driven into you by movies and marketing? Whatever it is, it doesn't stop the nights from being so cold, or the mornings from being so quiet and so lacking in promise...

The thing about Lycanroc, what makes them so loyal, is that they can tell what their owner needs...

Every morning lately, when she comes into your room and curls up at your feet before you wake, she's been watching you. You wouldn't know, but she sees you twitch and groan, sees the sadness creasing your face. Pokémon are typically a lot smarter than people give them credit for, and she's no exception...

So she slides beneath the covers. Her tail wags softly in the still air, making soft shushing noises against the blanket. Her nose sniffs, working towards the smell that's been beckoning her for weeks. Her owner's need - her duty. Her muzzle parts, warm breath rolling against skin, a wet tongue slides out...

You wake a moment before orgasm, squirming, moaning, your body rising to a peak of pleasure.

You have just enough time to open your eyes...

(So anyway, that's how I lost No Nut November)

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    Ryproar

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    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer? I have been around for over 30 years and had a scare of prostate cancer when I was just turning 30. The doctor actually said to me "what you don't jerk off?". Thanks to this website I won't be having that problem anymore. Blisters however... >_<

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    ladiesandgerms

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    Ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer? I have been around for over 30 years and had a scare of prostate cancer when I was just turning 30. The doctor actually said to me "what you don't jerk off?". Thanks to this website I won't be having that problem anymore. Blisters however... >_<

    Blisters? How about untrimmed nail accidents by self. Lol

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    vgtreshi

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    Ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer? I have been around for over 30 years and had a scare of prostate cancer when I was just turning 30. The doctor actually said to me "what you don't jerk off?". Thanks to this website I won't be having that problem anymore. Blisters however... >_<

    A small price to pay for salvation.

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    Fox McCloudFF7

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    Ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer?

    I thought just the "No Shave November" was for Prostate Cancer Awareness and the NNN was just a parody of that, or for people that still want to shave but want to take part in something lol

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    TheDrizzle404

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    Ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer

    No it isn't. It's a meme that a bunch of attention whores co-opted into a cause because they can't understand doing something just for the fun of it.

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    ff7omnislash

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    ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer? I have been around for over 30 years and had a scare of prostate cancer when I was just turning 30. The doctor actually said to me "what you don't jerk off?". Thanks to this website I won't be having that problem anymore. Blisters however... >_<

    Coomer cope

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    CosmoTheFurredDragon

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    ryproar said:
    I cannot be the only one that finds that No Nut November is ironically for prostate cancer, BUT nutting ironically reduces prostate cancer? I have been around for over 30 years and had a scare of prostate cancer when I was just turning 30. The doctor actually said to me "what you don't jerk off?". Thanks to this website I won't be having that problem anymore. Blisters however... >_<

    I am imune to cancer then

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