cock and ball torture copypasta and etc created by zeptophidia
Description

when someone in your discord server keeps telling the music bot to repeat the same goddamn meme over and fucking over

  • Comments
    •
    Show all comments

    OrangeColoredInk

    Member

    Section 1: In Pornography
    Section 2: B A L L S T R E C T E R
    Section 3: Parachute??????????????
    Section 4: Humbler
    Section 5: Testical Cuff

  • Reply
  • |
  • 347
    •

    Nothappening34

    Member

    arandomeguyy said:
    Which can be accessed by using google.com or one of the many browser engines currently available?

    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

  • Reply
  • |
  • 132
    •

    Tiotharius

    Member

    nothappening34 said:
    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

    How did I find a HLVRAI reference in a furry porn site, of all places?

  • Reply
  • |
  • 81
    •

    ModestHeliolisk

    Member

    imthedoctor said:
    I miss doctor Coomor.

    Oh sweet baby Jesus...
    Is their doctor coomor porn? On this site? I'm scared to look it up.

    I don't think there's any HLVRAI pics here, sadly. Not even Benrey...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    GUNNER 24

    Member

    inker6405 said:
    9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..9999..(I think you get the point) ;)

    command error in pony

    Updated

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
    •

    Thatthingitscaresme

    Member

    Wikipedia the free online encyclopedia that ANYONE from black mesa can edit?
    97% of our funding from the military and 97% of their funding comes from Wikipedia

  • Reply
  • |
  • 5
    •

    AdamCyrus

    Member

    thatthingitscaresme said:
    Wikipedia the free online encyclopedia that ANYONE from black mesa can edit?
    97% of our funding from the military and 97% of their funding comes from Wikipedia

    why tf did this get down voted... actually as i wrote this i had a small thought maybe because it doesnt make sense...hm agh what do i know

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    ShellShock HK-MK1

    Member

    There was a bot is the discord sever in the all_wholesome channel that gave you a pug picture when you said ?pug. One day it gave me a picture of a dog that was very much not a pug. That day changed everything….

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Jakk aka Sunset

    Member

    Cock and Ball torture, from Wikipedia "the free encyclopedia" at en dot wikipedia dot org. cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may include wax play... that is all I remember from memory

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Stavinair Caeruleum

    Member

    I coulda' swore there was a post almost exactly like this except the person holding the remote spared the protogen by not making it recite wikipedia.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Stardust2020

    Member

    nothappening34 said:
    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

    A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces such as the black Mesa facilities. A chair without a back or armrests is a stool or when raised, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two people it is a couch, sofa or settee; or If is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe. ‘Dr. Coomer HLVRAI’

  • Reply
  • |
  • 5
    •

    RdsAbroad

    Member

    Gordon... Every time you go to sleep I can feel my body TORN apart... ATOM by ATOM... It's agonizing Gordon... I've SEEN outside Black Mesa, Gordon... There's NOTHING... But I know YOU. There's a world outside here, Gordon. AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 4
    •

    Stardust2020

    Member

    nothappening34 said:
    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

    rdsabroad said:
    Gordon... Every time you go to sleep I can feel my body TORN apart... ATOM by ATOM... It's agonizing Gordon... I've SEEN outside Black Mesa, Gordon... There's NOTHING... But I know YOU. There's a world outside here, Gordon. AND I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME THERE...

    timothydelaval said:
    Look Gordon a rope, we can use them for big pits.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    Stardust2020

    Member

    tiotharius said:
    How did I find a HLVRAI reference in a furry porn site, of all places?

    A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces such as the black Mesa facilities. A chair without a back or armrests is a stool or when raised, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two people it is a couch, sofa or settee; or If is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    TracyJacks

    Member

    sevonikra said:
    I thought he was gonna make him say "AEIOU!"

    *takes a long draw from my cigarette* I believe I was 16…nay, 17 years old when I was blessed from the heaven’s with Moonbase Alpha~

  • Reply
  • |
  • 2
    •

    Mdf

    Member

    arandomeguyy said:
    Which can be accessed by using google.com or one of the many browser engines currently available?

    Why go through a search engine though? If you know the url just type it in or let autofill (more than likely) do its thing.

    How much money does google make in ads through people that search 'youtube' or other super uber common terms?
    I don't know if they actually run ads, its been forever since I used it

    Also, reading the comments, sometimes the internet can be a beautiful place. :D

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Hornyassbitch

    Member

    nothappening34 said:
    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

    Is that from wikipedia? The free online encyclopedia that nobody will ever edit again?

  • Reply
  • |
  • 4
    •

    GreatPseudo

    Member

    "when someone in your discord server keeps telling the music bot to repeat the same goddamn meme over and fucking over"

    EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    z009w

    Member

    tiotharius said:
    How did I find a HLVRAI reference in a furry porn site, of all places?

    because we all got our passports with us
    at all times

    do you...?

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    Zaerix

    Member

    imthedoctor said:
    I miss doctor Coomor.

    Oh sweet baby Jesus...
    Is their doctor coomor porn? On this site? I'm scared to look it up.

    Listen to the other guy you've got nothing to loose ;3 Also take a quick hop over to R34 and you'll find some most definitely... >;3

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Thatic

    Member

    I love how this comment section went from Wikipedia to Half Life VR but the game is self aware quotes

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Qwerty123whfs

    Member

    hiloo said:
    Snake, SNAKE, Saaaaaaake

    Here comes another Chinese earthquake
    ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
    •

    StardustCorvid

    Member

    nothappening34 said:
    One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle.[1][2] Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

    Chair, circa 1772, mahogany, covered in modern red morocco leather, height: 97.2 cm, Metropolitan Museum of Art (New York City)
    Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;[3] a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;[4] a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.[5]

    I have the sudden urge to rewatch HLVRAI, now.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    Kopipies35

    Member

    user_294725 said:
    A fate worse than death.

    He had no choice, but to face it. Fun fact, some protos don’t have free will, while others may or may not have free will.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •

    DragonRider42

    Blocked

    zephesh said:
    Look Gordon! Ropes! Ropes can be used to traverse pits!

    Hey look! Ramps! We can use these as ramps.
    Bonus points if you get that reference.

    Updated

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
    •