When you try to show off how flexible you are, but accidentally end up crushing your emergency mayonnaise bottle

No shame. Not one bit of shame.

Binagon said:
When you try to show off how flexible you are, but accidentally end up crushing your emergency mayonnaise bottle

what kind of... you know what, your personal emergencies are none of my concern, enjoy your... emergency mayo.

VulpesLasLunes said:
what kind of... you know what, your personal emergencies are none of my concern, enjoy your... emergency mayo.

the ones that are similar in context that make me have to pull out the emergency barbecue sauce

When you try to show how flexible you are, but accidentally end up crushing your emergency mayo bottle

Take my fucking upvote.