And so, after having his car shat upon by all those goddamn happy little bluebirds, he decided to do something about it. Fucking bluebird of happiness.

Fucking the bluebird of happiness indeed. Maybe she's just always happy, but somehow she doesn't seem to mind this result.

Remindes me of Mordecai

I wish i had a bluejay with feet.

UNBERIEVABRE! said:
I wish i had a bluejay with feet.

I'm pretty sure most blue jays have feet.

autophile said:
And so, after having his car shat upon by all those goddamn happy little bluebirds, he decided to do something about it. Fucking bluebird of happiness.

Like guardian angels, she's always there.

An eagle pairs up with a Blue Jay, their offspring pairs up with a lion, and then those two have Tess. Then Tess pairs up with this hybrid dragon. I wonder what THEIR offspring will look like. Perhaps I should draw what the outcome will be.

The only reason I can fap to this at all is Tess's freaking paws! Omfg so cute for some reason

Yes! I'm the 100th up-voter!!

Probably doesn't mean squat, but I'm still happy for some reason. :3

Bless my friend as his pfp has led me to this

One of the hottest things I've seen in my life.