Umbrella Corp. is watching you!

Umbrella corp has a fine ass!!

Sex sells.
It also works as a fine, fine mascot for UBCS.

Oh Oh Oh, I vote we rename the UBCS for this case -
Umbrella Boner Causing Service.

Actini said:
Sex sells.
It also works as a fine, fine mascot for UBCS.

Oh Oh Oh, I vote we rename the UBCS for this case -
Umbrella Boner Causing Service.

So that's how they kept their stock prices from plummeting after the first raccoon city incident!

And she's also a pretty nice person. :3

Roy said:
And she's also a pretty nice person. :3

what? I thought she was just a mobile rack of tits and ass... you mean... I can... 'talk' to her?

What kind of shit is the UBCS doin? (not that im complaining or anything)

And here, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the soon to be luanching products of the Umbrella Corp. line. It is hopefully going to be a very successful 'pet' or companion, as parents will hopefully be capable of ordering it to watch their children, as well as perform various menial tasks around the house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQjW7PDY9M